What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

[MrNutz]

Thank you Lord for the GREATEST gift ever.

Thank you Lord for allowing me to be a part of you.

Thank you Lord for your faith, forgiveness, teachings, peace, and everlasting love.

 

[Xionide]

Wuttup dog, got some fire?

 

[Xionide]

So I um wtf happened here?

 

[Netopia]

Well, since the Bible says that when he come's back, it will be in Glory and Honor with an Army of Angels with him... I'd probably either fall to the ground and hide my face or stand in awe and wonder. When speaking to Him, I can only imagine crying and telling Him I'm sorry I did such a poor job of being His representitive after He gave His life for me, and thanking Him for loving me anyway.

BTW Xionide, I don't know who Kevin is, but I'm sorry for whatever you had to go through.

Joe

 

[Xionide]

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...1169708&arctab=arc

 

[HalosPuma]

Come now, let us smite all those who stand against us!

Edit: just kidding for those of you with no sense of humor

 

[MadPeriot]

What I wonder is how is it one who is humble and lives life giving passionate love to the world such as Ghandi be in Hell because he did not have faith in you and I who do have faith go to Heaven. If this is the case I rather be in Hell with Ghandi solely because he had every right for a place in Heaven than I do. Jesus I just can't see that happening to great people just because their faith was false but their intentions in life was far greater than mine. Care to explain?

 

[rickn]

I would ask him the meaning of life, and what exactly do they put into a beef/pork hotdog

 

[thirdlegstump]

How does you doing? Wut brand shoes you B wearin? Nice handbag.

 

[rahvin]

I would ask him the same thing I would ask the easter bunny.

 

[rickn]

se hablo español HeySus?

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

can you really do anything? really? really really? really really really? can you fly? really? will you do it? no? why not? you can't do it can you? nope, i don't believe you. then do it! why not!? one time, i wished i was a monkey, could you turn yourself into a monkey? really? then do it! one time i wished i could fly, and see through stuff, and be invisible, can you make me do that? really? then do it! come on! no you can't, you can't do it, can you. you can? really? really really? really really really? then do it!

 

[MrPALCO]

I will say to him, "My Lord and my God".

He will say to me "well done, good and faithful servant".

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: MrNutz
Thank you Lord for the GREATEST gift ever.

Thank you Lord for allowing me to be a part of you.

Thank you Lord for your faith, forgiveness, teachings, peace, and everlasting love.

oh god get a life...

 

[Philippine Mango]

I would be like, did you *actually* think people were going to die in your name? Did you write the bable when you were high? Just wonderin.

 

[squirrel dog]

this was running last week . I would say "how can I help you ".

 

[tec699]

I think I saw jesus guys. I think I really did.


:Q

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: bluewall21
"Do you want a Gmail account?"

 

[MiranoPoncho]

If you really are jesus, and you can supposedley do anything in the world, could you make a rock so heavy that you yourself could not lift it?

 

[oslama]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

ditto

 

[raildogg]

cure me please

 

[amol]

omg, i really dont know . . .

WWJD?!?!

 

[FleshLight]

Are you really black? If so, how is that ironic?

 

[MrNutz]

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: MrNutz
Thank you Lord for the GREATEST gift ever.

Thank you Lord for allowing me to be a part of you.

Thank you Lord for your faith, forgiveness, teachings, peace, and everlasting love.

oh god get a life...

I did.

And I will be praying for you, Scott.

 

[MustangSVT]

"no thank you, I'm not interested"