What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

[Aharami]

i will ask him about the Holy Grail

no, not the cup as shown in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

 

[Aharami]

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[cw42]

"wanna get high?"

-towlie

 

[Lorn]

Why do you guys say "thank you" to Jesus? Because he died for your sins? Is that why you repent when you've done something 'wrong'? What makes him different than any other martyr?

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: NOLOVE
Why do you guys say "thank you" to Jesus? Because he died for your sins? Is that why you repent when you've done something 'wrong'? What makes him different than any other martyr?

He died for ALL sins. He was the Son of da big man. Gues he was da big man on campus who took it for the little man yo!

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Netopia
Well, since the Bible says that when he come's back, it will be in Glory and Honor with an Army of Angels with him... I'd probably either fall to the ground and hide my face or stand in awe and wonder. When speaking to Him, I can only imagine crying and telling Him I'm sorry I did such a poor job of being His representitive after He gave His life for me, and thanking Him for loving me anyway.

BTW Xionide, I don't know who Kevin is, but I'm sorry for whatever you had to go through.

Joe

ok wait. did you just say come's?

 

[Lorn]

What makes Jesus any different from any other martyr?

.

 

[FrustratedUser]

fvck off

 

[imported_mitch2891]

So eh your all holy and stuff

 

[dudeman007]

holy $hit it's jesus mother fvcker

 

[sirchristopher]

suck it b!tch!

 

[magomago]

ask him which interpreation of all the religoins out there is right. IS he a liar, a messenger of god, trinity, englighteed buddha, etc.

 

[Frew]

Jesus, Can you get me some poon?

 

[Netopia]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Netopia
Well, since the Bible says that when he come's back, it will be in Glory and Honor with an Army of Angels with him... I'd probably either fall to the ground and hide my face or stand in awe and wonder. When speaking to Him, I can only imagine crying and telling Him I'm sorry I did such a poor job of being His representitive after He gave His life for me, and thanking Him for loving me anyway.

BTW Xionide, I don't know who Kevin is, but I'm sorry for whatever you had to go through.

Joe

ok wait. did you just say come's?

Yeah I did, break out a dictionary and check your spellings before you throw forth your perverted puns.

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I would ask, what would jesus do? yes what would jesus do..

For a klondike bar!

 

[travlen]

Thank you

 

[Gothgar]

Jesus! you scared me.

 

[bobbybe01]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to ask that kind of question?

 

[nakedfrog]

I'd probably be like "Hey, wanna grab a pizza? I know a great place downtown. I don't believe you're the son of god, but I'd still like to chat about the way some of these people are interpreting your message."

 

[mordantmonkey]

man, i'm really sorry your disciples screwed up your teachings so much. Bet it also steams you about all the selfish and/or violent crap people do in your name. guess now it's time to kick some ass huh?

"i told you i'd be coming back but i didn't say what kind of mood i'd be in!" "oh no it's jesus and he's pissed!" -Bill Hicks

 

[zzzz]

jezee crezze

 

[Trizzay]

Hey Jesus, pass the bong.

 

[GasX]

rake my leaves

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: MrNutz

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: MrNutz
Thank you Lord for the GREATEST gift ever.

Thank you Lord for allowing me to be a part of you.

Thank you Lord for your faith, forgiveness, teachings, peace, and everlasting love.

oh god get a life...

I did.

And I will be praying for you, Scott.

<- feels all warm and fuzzy now

 

[EXman]

What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

Thank You!