What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

[OrganizedChaos]

hold still

then i'd kill him and see what happens

 

[hondAS2ooo170]

AM i Dead?

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: tec699
just curious.

Thanks for over 50% of the troubles in our world.

 

[CraigRT]

"who wants jelly donuts?"

 

[dbuttcheek69]

Thank you Lord for the GREATEST gift ever

Thank you Lord for allowing me to be a part of you

Thank you Lord for your faith, forgiveness, teachings, peace, and everlasting love.

Amen brother

 

[TechnoKid]

Why? and Whynot?

 

[Cerb]

Ni!

 

[Chubbz]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Me: The vampires are back, and they have a bounty on your head.
Jesus: I've heard.
Me: So what do you say, Son of God? Wanna kick some vampire ass?
Jesus: We must have peace my child. Killing is wrong.
Me: Jesus, they...they...they got the Pope. They want you dead... again. But this time they want you to stay dead or something. I don't know. It was something weird. I had been drinking. Anyways, what say you?
Jesus: This time we play for keeps.
Me: Huh?
Jesus: Nevermind.

YES.

FVCK YES.

 

[dbuttcheek69]

Originally posted by: Chubbz

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Me: The vampires are back, and they have a bounty on your head.
Jesus: I've heard.
Me: So what do you say, Son of God? Wanna kick some vampire ass?
Jesus: We must have peace my child. Killing is wrong.
Me: Jesus, they...they...they got the Pope. They want you dead... again. But this time they want you to stay dead or something. I don't know. It was something weird. I had been drinking. Anyways, what say you?
Jesus: This time we play for keeps.
Me: Huh?
Jesus: Nevermind.

YES.

FVCK YES.

please translate your jibberish

 

[chimmytime]

Where have you been lately?

 

[whistleclient]

wanna have a catch?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: MrNutz

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: MrNutz
Thank you Lord for the GREATEST gift ever.

Thank you Lord for allowing me to be a part of you.

Thank you Lord for your faith, forgiveness, teachings, peace, and everlasting love.

oh god get a life...

I did.

And I will be praying for you, Scott.

The mere fact that there are so many versions of the bible indicate that the word of god....isn't really the word of god. If it were, and I were God, I'd be pretty ticked off that everyone's taking me out of context, and still calling it "The Bible."
"Not the actual Bible, but an incredible simulation!"

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
hold still

then i'd kill him and see what happens

He'd be dead, but in Heaven, so he could come right back to Earth....or would he? You need faith in Jesus to get to Heaven, right? Jesus, being Jesus, wouldn't have faith - he has proof that he exists. And in existing, he also proves that God exists....there goes all that faith, replaced by hard truth. I guess we all go to Hell then?

I would also have questions to ask though, such as, what the hell's up with the tsunami? What's up with AIDS in Africa? Do you just have a sick, twisted sense of humor????


Hmm, MrNutz, better pray for me. At least it'll make you feel better having done it....

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'd say "Bitch, get the fvck back out there and finish mowing my lawn!!!"

 

[BurnItDwn]

There would be a fistfight, unless he converted my tap water into Guinness.

 

[Mo0o]

I'd tell him his abilities as a public speaker rivals that of Hitler

 

[dragonlord2112]

I would tell him one of two things:

1: Did you know you can get an ipod for free???? Ask me about it.

2. Pull my finger..

 

[thirtythree]

Probably nothing.