F_ck the rocks, I like to taste my scotch
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I have friends who work for Chivas and visted them a few years ago. Trust me...they export the swill to the U.S. and save the good stuff for kegs to keep in their broom closets in their flat. This scotch numbs your limbs while you feel totally straight.
My bartenders give the 'Terminator' the AAA designation to kick your ass award. You make it layered and give it to arrogant punks with a straw and watch them squirm.
I personally can't stand cheaper Vodka's, although Goose/Olives isn't bad. The Ice Tea Vodka's with lemonade are notoriously smooth, and a good stealth drink to get your female friend messed up because there's almost no alcohol flavor. Henny seems to mess up chicks the fastest for some reason.
Black Whales (Jaeger & Sambuca) are popular lately with drunk daredevils trying to test the stomache tolerance of other drunk morons.
The nastest concoction we've made lately is a brew so toxic we don't have a name for it yet, although I've started calling it a 'Bunker_Buster'. Although there are a couple variations, you basically mix 1/2 Peppermint Schnapps, 1/2 Hot Damn (or Goldschlaeger for top shelf pr*cks), a good dose of tobasco, and put a layer of Jaeger on top to hide the acrid smell. It's a lot like a cement mixer in that you don't really know what it is until it hit's your throat, at which point your front brain screams 'oh sh_t - I'm going to die' and every nerve in your body curdles up in your anus.
We have a lot of ladies that drunk AMFs while playing Nudgemaster, so everything is relative