What's better than sex?

[DurocShark]

After surgery to correct my deviated septum, I quit taking the percocet almost as soon as I got home. I hate that kinda stupid feeling it gives me. So I switched to tylenol. This has been for a couple weeks now. But I've had pretty serious headaches since.

Last night I got sick of the headaches and took a percocet. Holy crap!

I didn't realize how much pain in my nose I was living with. I'd just been ignoring it. But the percocet knocked it down to just a reminder that it's there.

It was orgasmic!

(Oh, well. I still would rather have the pain than the fuzzy head. But it was nice for a while.)

 

[moshquerade]

i still don't think that's better than sex. sorry.

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
After surgery to correct my deviated septum, I quit taking the percocet almost as soon as I got home. I hate that kinda stupid feeling it gives me. So I switched to tylenol. This has been for a couple weeks now. But I've had pretty serious headaches since.

Last night I got sick of the headaches and took a percocet. Holy crap!

I didn't realize how much pain in my nose I was living with. I'd just been ignoring it. But the percocet knocked it down to just a reminder that it's there.

It was orgasmic!

(Oh, well. I still would rather have the pain than the fuzzy head. But it was nice for a while.)

You obviously haven?t experienced sexual intercourse

 

[SilverThief]

yea...um..i'm going to say nix on the better than sex part.

 

[EyeMWing]

what's better than sex?

the afterglow.

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i still don't think that's better than sex. sorry.

 

[SilverThief]

the only thing better than sex....is bragging about the sex to your friends.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: SilverThief
the only thing better than sex....is bragging about the sex to your friends.

does this somehow result in orgasm for you?

cause if not, it's not better than sex.

 

[Fingolfin269]

At least your method doesn't require effort?

 

[Vich]

Originally posted by: RichUK

Originally posted by: DurocShark
After surgery to correct my deviated septum, I quit taking the percocet almost as soon as I got home. I hate that kinda stupid feeling it gives me. So I switched to tylenol. This has been for a couple weeks now. But I've had pretty serious headaches since.

Last night I got sick of the headaches and took a percocet. Holy crap!

I didn't realize how much pain in my nose I was living with. I'd just been ignoring it. But the percocet knocked it down to just a reminder that it's there.

It was orgasmic!

(Oh, well. I still would rather have the pain than the fuzzy head. But it was nice for a while.)

You obviously haven?t experienced sexual intercourse

lol

 

[Jamie571]

Being married for 10 years I've had sex hundreds of times, just had some good Sunday morning sex about an hour ago.

With that being said some things I would say I enjoyed more than sex:

Feeding sharks off the Florida keys
Austrailan style repelling in Utah
Racing against 3 other pilots in 2 seater planes at low altitude
Watching the space shuttle take off

 

[SilverThief]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: SilverThief
the only thing better than sex....is bragging about the sex to your friends.

does this somehow result in orgasm for you?

cause if not, it's not better than sex.

Well..no. damnit.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Jamie571
Being married for 10 years I've had sex hundreds of times, just had some good Sunday morning sex about an hour ago.

With that being said some things I would say I enjoyed more than sex:

Feeding sharks off the Florida keys
Austrailan style repelling in Utah
Racing against 3 other pilots in 2 seater planes at low altitude
Watching the space shuttle take off

Exactly. I've been married for 15 years.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: Jamie571
Being married for 10 years I've had sex hundreds of times, just had some good Sunday morning sex about an hour ago.

With that being said some things I would say I enjoyed more than sex:

Feeding sharks off the Florida keys
Austrailan style repelling in Utah
Racing against 3 other pilots in 2 seater planes at low altitude
Watching the space shuttle take off

Exactly. I've been married for 15 years.

sex is great, but once it looses its "holy grail" status it falls into place among lifes great pleasures.


haha i can hear atot heads assploding now...

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: Jamie571
Being married for 10 years I've had sex hundreds of times, just had some good Sunday morning sex about an hour ago.

With that being said some things I would say I enjoyed more than sex:

Feeding sharks off the Florida keys
Austrailan style repelling in Utah
Racing against 3 other pilots in 2 seater planes at low altitude
Watching the space shuttle take off

Exactly. I've been married for 15 years.

sex is great, but once it looses its "holy grail" status it falls into place among lifes great pleasures.


haha i can hear atot heads assploding now...

 

[DainBramaged]

What's better than sex?

You're asking AT? lol

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

What's better than sex?

You're asking AT? lol

:laugh:

 

[Brutuskend]

Pain killers FTW!

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i still don't think that's better than sex. sorry.

 

[JM Aggie08]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
what's better than sex?

the afterglow.

:thumbsup:

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: SilverThief
the only thing better than sex....is bragging about the sex to your friends.

does this somehow result in orgasm for you?

cause if not, it's not better than sex.

lmao

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i still don't think that's better than sex. sorry.

 

[sunase]

so the answer was drugs, nice!

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Pain can be better than sex. The sudden rise in adrenaline from pain can be "Orgasmic" Like getting a tattooo.

 

[neutralizer]

Getting eleventy billion dollars.