what's something funny to say in response to this email?

[VAisforlovers]

there's a corn maze / "maize" that people are thinking of going to
some are replying saying, no that's corn-y or a-maze-ing, etc..
I might go to this but want to reply with a play on words.. any ideas?

 

[spidey07]

What a husky idea, everybody should get an ear-full.

 

[joesmoke]

ever run through a cornfield backwards?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
ever run through a cornfield backwards?

Watch your cornhole bud?

 

[fulltilt39]

shucking awesome! i'm IN

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: joesmoke
ever run through a cornfield backwards?

Watch your cornhole bud?

now thats a kernel of wisdom for ya

 

[keird]

I'll only attend if it's an authentic African meal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornmeal

 

[KeithTalent]

Are you threatening me?

KT

 

[SandEagle]

i am children of corn. gharrr!!!

 

[sandorski]

Thankfully, everyone else has already stated the only lame responses possible.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Thankfully, everyone else has already stated the only lame responses possible.

It's pretty easy to pop up with a canned response in a jiffy.

 

[AstroManLuca]

cool story bro

 

[xanis]

"You know what's hot, loud, and awesome? Me lighting the corn maze on fire with all you fags in it."

 

[biggestmuff]

WTF? Is ATOT your personal comedy writing team now? Are you seriously asking us to punch up your email?

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Xanis
"You know what's hot, loud, and awesome? Me lighting the corn maze on fire with all you fags in it."

 

[pray4mojo]

I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
WTF? Is ATOT your personal comedy writing team now? Are you seriously asking us to punch up your email?

Are you seriously posting on a forum meant for useless conversations about this being a useless conversation? Maybe you should calm down, champ.

 

[coldmeat]

If you want to make your friends laugh, show them this thread.

 

[SandEagle]

Originally posted by: coldmeat
If you want to make your friends laugh, show them this thread.

then they'll find out his username is VAisforlovers and they take turns punching him in the face. do it!

 

[ggnl]

I'd rather get cornholed...

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
WTF? Is ATOT your personal comedy writing team now? Are you seriously asking us to punch up your email?

Are you seriously posting on a forum meant for useless conversations about this being a useless conversation? Maybe you should calm down, champ.

:roll:

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

"I got dibs on the corn maze rapist costume"