what's the best ethnic names that you've seen

[SonnyDaze]

I went to high school with a guy by the name of Rich Proffitt.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Tyronntete

 

[Malak]

Jang Dong Gun.

 

[NuclearNed]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_trickle

 

[kage69]

Back when I was in D.C, I noticed one day while working on an Exchange server we had a mailing list for either NIH or NCI, and one of the abbreviated addresses read "Ho, The"


I can see that office's Xmas party. "Karen, have you met The Ho?"

 

[hanoverphist]

<insert volley of "Dick _____" names here that no one has ever actually heard in real life but pretends to>

when i worked at a gas station on graveyard shift there was an old guy that would come in every night at 1015pm and get coffee. his name was richard butts. he was a security guard at a gas station down the street from where i work now, he was killed in a robbery along with the cashier and manager.

 

[Elias824]

la-a pronounced ladasha

 

[hanoverphist]

A Walmart cashier in Coral Springs Florida who I had the pleasure of buying some beer from had a name tag that read...


T'Quila


I'll let you guess her ethnicity.

i was in a tire shop in way souoth phoenix one time, there was a lady trying to control her 7 or 12 kids. the youngest that was walking kept messing with everything, he was about 2 or 3. she kept yelling at him to stop, which i giggled every time. his name was jor-el.

 

[crownjules]

<insert volley of "Dick _____" names here that no one has ever actually heard in real life but pretends to>

A guy that works at my company has the name Richard Dix. No joking. His parents must have hated him or something.

 

[DaTT]

I went to school with a guy by the name of Royal Diamond. Crazy pot head he was....had a twin brother named Ryan.

 

[Taejin]

boniquaquishalondra

 

[wheresmybacon]

Win Win (Nguyen Nguyen)

 

[geecee]

Harry Baals (http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2150242&highlight=harry+baals)

I was actually in a class with someone named Jack Daniels.

Neither really qualifies as ethnic, though.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

<insert volley of "Dick _____" names here that no one has ever actually heard in real life but pretends to>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Such

 

[SphinxnihpS]

A guy that works at my company has the name Richard Dix. No joking. His parents must have hated him or something.

Some Dicks are just Dix.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Best one I personally know is a friend named Richard Hammer.

Best one I've ever seen (and actually from a local hospital)
http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

 

[gevorg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

 

[KnickNut3]

I know a Japanese woman with the last name "Takenoshita"

 

[SphinxnihpS]

I know a Japanese woman with the last name "Takenoshita"

Cubs: Kosuke Fukudome i.e. Go sucky! Fuck you do me!

 

[makken]

I know a couple harry wangs :hmm:

 

[Gerand]

I work for an online university so I have several hundred names stashed away that are pretty good that coworkers and I have come across. My favorite so far was Golden Cannon and the Cannon family. I'll see if I cant smuggle the list I've created out

 

[Schadenfroh]

Theodora Asshol

 

[summit]

nameoftheyear.blogspot.com

 

[gar3555]

Not really ethnic...but, I went to school with a Michael Hunt. He went by Mike

 

[Chaotic42]

While I agree, I must point out that it is
Vladimir.
As for Stalin, while he was THE Evil, his last name literally means "steel"

Well, it was just a nickname. His real last name was something like Dugashvilli. Stalin is a pretty cool name, but just like the SS uniforms which looked cool, it's untouchable.