Whats the best/worst or any old joke you feel like posting?

[bernse]

An 8-year-old boy is spending some quality time with his father. The little boy asks, "Dad, what does a vagina look like?"

The father thinks about it for a moment before answering. "Well, that depends, son. Before sex, a vagina looks like a beautiful flower -- like a rose with it's petals closed."

"Oh," says the son. "What about after sex?"

The dad hesitates, and says "Well....can you picture a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

 

[Spg]

Originally posted by: bernse
An 8-year-old boy is spending some quality time with his father. The little boy asks, "Dad, what does a vagina look like?"

The father thinks about it for a moment before answering. "Well, that depends, son. Before sex, a vagina looks like a beautiful flower -- like a rose with it's petals closed."

"Oh," says the son. "What about after sex?"

The dad hesitates, and says "Well....can you picture a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Lol

 

[andy9o]

A newlywed couple from Arkansas checks into their honeymoon suite. As they're about to make love, the woman says to her husband,
"Honey, be gentle, it's my first time."

Confused about what to do, the groom goes into the other room to call his dad and ask for advice. After telling his father his story, his dad says to him
"Well, you better jest come on home then, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for ours"

 

[Psyber]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
What did the Spanish firefighter name his two sons?


Jose and Josb.

I don't get it.

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: Psyber

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
What did the Spanish firefighter name his two sons?


Jose and Josb.

I don't get it.

Hose-A and Hose-B

 

[zebano]

Why is Ted Kennedy a bad golfer??

He can't drive over water.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: andy9o
A newlywed couple from Arkansas checks into their honeymoon suite. As they're about to make love, the woman says to her husband,
"Honey, be gentle, it's my first time."

Confused about what to do, the groom goes into the other room to call his dad and ask for advice. After telling his father his story, his dad says to him
"Well, you better jest come on home then, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for ours"

omg...

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: andy9o
A newlywed couple from Arkansas checks into their honeymoon suite. As they're about to make love, the woman says to her husband,
"Honey, be gentle, it's my first time."

Confused about what to do, the groom goes into the other room to call his dad and ask for advice. After telling his father his story, his dad says to him
"Well, you better jest come on home then, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for ours"

omg...

lol

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Why aren't you supposed to hit a woman?

cause then you have to keep hitting her again until she stops crying.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Psyber

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
What did the Spanish firefighter name his two sons?


Jose and Josb.

I don't get it.

Hose-A and Hose-B

Don't explain jokes to stupid people. They might still not get it and then they won't think the joke is funny anyway...

 

[Psyber]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Psyber

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
What did the Spanish firefighter name his two sons?


Jose and Josb.

I don't get it.

Hose-A and Hose-B

Don't explain jokes to stupid people. They might still not get it and then they won't think the joke is funny anyway...

Well that's insulting:disgust:... I just didn't know how Josb would be pronounced

 

[userman]

just like jose but replace the A and say b like hose B

Get it?

 

[andy9o]

how do you circumsize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Psyber
Well that's insulting:disgust:... I just didn't know how Josb would be pronounced

think, man, think!

 

[jakedeez]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Why aren't you supposed to hit a woman?

cause then you have to keep hitting her again until she stops crying.

lol - man oh man oh man.

 

[treemonkey]

 

[Chodaboy]

What do you get when you run a baby over with a lawnmower?

An erection.

 

[zerocool1]

Do you know where Princess Charles spent his honeymoon at?

Indiana.


Whats hard, round, and in my pants?

A quarter, where's your mind at?

 

[chuckywang]

uhh...n/m

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told the b!tch twice, for chrissakes!