Whats the best/worst or any old joke you feel like posting?

[Squisher]

<---covers eyes with hand, peeks out to read more jokes

 

[andy9o]

Courtesy of polish ex.

Why don't polish women use vibrators?

It chips their teeth

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: andy9o
Courtesy of polish ex.

Why don't polish women use vibrators?

It chips their teeth

lol :laugh:

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
What did the Spanish firefighter name his two sons?


Jose and Josb.

lol

 

[Juice Box]

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they were on the boats they had it stamped on their Heads "To NY"

 

[dug777]

mmm the clown one was best/worst

 

[MaverickBP]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they were on the boats they had it stamped on their Heads "To NY"

haha never heard that one

 

[SouthPaW1227]

the 1st page of this thread sucks

 

[andy9o]

Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?

Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

 

[x471x]

Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a clif?



You would too if your name was "LARAHAHAHHRARALLRLLALRLAR!!!!"

 

[andy9o]

Originally posted by: x471x
Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a clif?



You would too if your name was "LARAHAHAHHRARALLRLLALRLAR!!!!"

hah.

What's the best thing about having sex with a five year old?

Smaller hole to dig when you're done.

 

[andy9o]

gf again...

what did helen kellers parents do to punish her?

move the furniture around

 

[moshquerade]

a baby seal walks into a club. . .

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
a baby seal walks into a club. . .

I was waiting for that one

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: andy9o
gf again...

what did helen kellers parents do to punish her?

move the furniture around

Ive always heard the punchline "Put a plunger in the toilet"

 

[andy9o]

NSFW (Language)
Aristocrat

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: andy9o


Aristocrat

Add a NSFW warning man, I've seen this before and I know for a fact there is not one workplace that would allow this joke to be heard out loud.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Legendary

Originally posted by: andy9o


Aristocrat

Add a NSFW warning man, I've seen this before and I know for a fact there is not one workplace that would allow this joke to be heard out loud.

Actually, I do know of one.

...sadly, it's not mine.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Legendary

Originally posted by: andy9o


Aristocrat

Add a NSFW warning man, I've seen this before and I know for a fact there is not one workplace that would allow this joke to be heard out loud.

There aren't too many places that would allow the clown joke either.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Who drank and did too many drugs through her pregnancy and fed her child lead paint chips?


Your mom.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Legendary

Originally posted by: andy9o


Aristocrat

Add a NSFW warning man, I've seen this before and I know for a fact there is not one workplace that would allow this joke to be heard out loud.

There aren't too many places that would allow the clown joke either.

True, but you don't click on that joke and have cartman yelling a scheizer joke out loud...

 

[edi sucks]

this one's probably offensive, so if you guys want me to edit/delete it out i'll do so...



What's the difference between a black man and a pie of pizza?

A pie of pizza can feed a family of 4.

 

[bigrash]

some good, but sick, jokes here

 

[alien42]

whats the worse thing about eating bald pu$$y?






removing the diaper


and on that note i think the title of this thread should mention offensive jokes and not best jokes.

 

[andy9o]

Originally posted by: alien42
whats the worse thing about eating bald pu$$y?






removing the diaper


and on that note i think the title of this thread should mention offensive jokes and not best jokes.

agreed, editing