What's the dumbest thing you did at work for fun?

[WooDaddy]

Inspired by the commercial with the kid hanging on the dry cleaning rack.

Personally, I shocked myself with a power supply 37 times and blew up capacitors just because the smell pissed people off.

 

[InlineFive]

What's your IQ?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Dug a hole, buried my truck and reported it stolen! :Q

 

[WooDaddy]

A lot lower than it was then. I think I'm still Mensa quality though.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: PorBleemo
What's your IQ?

Look at his sig.

 

[UlricT]

/insert ass on photocopier comment here

 

[MrYAK]

teabagged a missile, dont tell anyone

 

[JulesMaximus]

Nef on ATOT. I do that everyday though.

 

[chrisms]

I did kegstands a few times. That was fun. And made a marijuana pizza. It was good.

 

[crab]

I barrel rolled a 727 on a positioning flight.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

I worked at a Tmobile call center for about a year a few years back. This thing was about three or four stories tall but it was only one level so it had an uber high ceiling. My budy and I had a bunch of nerf toys and crap like that that we'd fling/shoot up and the ceiling, to each other, etc.. One of my favorite things was this little swoosh ball (if anyone remembers those) on this huge rubber band. A little swoosh ball slingshot type thing. Anyway, one day I was firing this thing up at the ceiling and I misjudged a bit and got a bit to close to one of the lights which were these big long flourescents that were grilled on the bottom part but completely open on the top. Anyway, this thing sailed right up over the light and dropped right down inside it. I just new that thing was going to get so hot it caught fire. Scared the crap out of me. Nothing ever came of it, though, to my relief.

 

[Ameesh]

i watched a bunch of episodes of babylon 5 on a 20' projector in a training room when i worked at microsoft, we played some xbox on it too, oh wait that wasn't dumb it was badassss!

 

[Evadman]

helped put a s-10 into the top plywood rack at home depot. Nothing like na S-10 16' from the floor.

 

[sharkeeper]

I'd rather not say.

 

[Fingers]

Got a hummer while driving the parasail boat.

Stupid only because I've never seen the girl before in my life. Never caught her name though, luckily didn't catch anything else.



#2 Accidentally double wrapped to the inside on a 800lb blue marlin. That almost sucked.

One that almost got me
Little 500 pounder
Let this one live
Everybody loves tuna!
More tuna

Edited for pics

 

[Toastedlightly]

I mixed bleach and ammonia....

 

[crab]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I mixed bleach and ammonia....

My aunt was actually killed doing that. Baaaad mistake.

 

[venk]

Worked at McDonalds as a kid. A rude, annoying, heavy set woman threatened with the infamous, "You lost my buisness, I'm never coming into this resteraunt again!"

I replied, "Can I get that in writing?"


Had a long talk with the boss on that one.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: venk
Worked at McDonalds as a kid. A rude, annoying, heavy set woman threatened with the infamous, "You lost my buisness, I'm never coming into this resteraunt again!"

I replied, "Can I get that in writing?"


Had a long talk with the boss on that one.

:thumbsup:

 

[Trogdor91]

We use the company lift trucks as our personal bumper cars. And while everyone is running into other people, ill jump from truck to truck.

 

[JeffCos]

I used to send messages through Novell to one of the old hag secretaries that knew nothing about computers or networking that said "System integrity failure. Please reboot." Might sound stupid, but it worked every time. Of course everyone knew it was me so we were hysterical watching her reboot every 5 minutes.

 

[smc13]

Originally posted by: venk
Worked at McDonalds as a kid. A rude, annoying, heavy set woman threatened with the infamous, "You lost my buisness, I'm never coming into this resteraunt again!"

I replied, "Can I get that in writing?"


Had a long talk with the boss on that one.

I told off a customer and told him to leave when I working at Wendy's and my boss thanked me for it. He said it saved him the trouble.

A buddy of mine was working the cash register when an ex employee came in and started swearing at everyone. My buddy decked him.

On July 4th back then, I went to work even though I wasn't scheduled. We pulled up chairs and a case of beer on to the roof and watched the fireworks. I remember the guy on the drive through register was drinking vodka all night and could barely talk to customers.

That job sure was fun. ;-)

 

[Fingers]

bump for pics added.

Found the pic of the bastard that almost yanked me over.

 

[randal]

I microwaved a foil-wrapped chipotle burrito one time in a company microwave. It didn't do nice things to the microwave. I also hosted some porn on a company server one time ... it got linked and sucked down 20mbps ... that took some explaining.

 

[amcdonald]

probably jerk off in the bathroom