Whats the funniest real life name you have ever heard of?

[jme5343]

Dick Ames - a bus driver for our school district

Dusty Day and his sister Wendy Day. At least Wendy got married and changed her last name, Dusty is stuck.

Sommer Butts - she's gotten married too, so no longer funny.

 

[Kyle]

Harry Plenis

 

[PatrickBateman]

Once in traffic court, the judge called for a "Suk Butt" and even he chuckled.

*not sure of spelling, just pronounciation

 

[interchange]

Baseball players:
Coco Crisp
Milton Bradley

My girlfriend went to school with someone named Christmas Tree

 

[JujuFish]

I lived down the street from the Cases. Their son is Justin Case.

My uncle once worked with a guy named Harry Butts.

 

[Quasmo]

Theres a dude who lives in Texas named Batman Flannagan.

 

[imported_nerve]

An asian woman I work with, her name is Ho

 

[waggy]

i know a guyh named kun fu

 

[jmdeathsquad]

a friend of mine is Effie May Moan

 

[So]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
I met some one named "Anna Lee" today morning.

Please tell me you asked her: "do you want to get together later tonight and have some fun, Anna Lee"?

I also know a girl with last name "Orly". Maybe I will ask both of them out for tonight.

I'm sorry but that woman legally has to name her first two children "yarly" and "nowai"

 

[thirdeye]

Dr. William Swallow

 

[userman]

Coach Dicky Nutt!

 

[Cutterhead]

Friend from college whose name was Richard Lovedahl (pronounced just like lovedoll).

 

[Schadenfroh]

West Niles

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Wendy Bottoms (She married into the name)
Something ****** (pronounced shi-thead)
Forgot my good Friend Tom Schmuck

Hah, I went to school with a guy named Timothy Schmuck

I also had a customer on the phone a week or so ago named "Dur", and I've also talked to one named "Wong Wang".

 

[damnwolverine]

One of my classmate Yu Fuk.

 

[NatePo717]

I had a customer one time who's last name was Vaglika.

EDIT: a few more I remembered:

Assarsson
Dick (Richard) Peck
Dick Nowak

 

[cbeavers]

I worked at a warehouse at one time and I'll never forget the name I heard over the loudspeaker. They said Dick Burns call such and such an extension. I looked at a guy next to me and said "did they just say what I think they said?" and he said "yep there is a guy here with the name Dick Burns. lol Sounds painful

 

[Kev]

Gay Pron

 

[zebano]

Noah Little

Not surprisingly, he was the worst student in the class.


Edit: I have also worked witha Mr. Assman

Edit2: I shat you not.

Edit3: In town one of the local car dealerships struck the owners first name from their name. His name? Dick Witham.

 

[Oyeve]

John B. Schmuck. Worked with him at a private investment company about 17 yrs ago. Real nice guy. I guess with a name like that, you either have to be rich (which he was), a badass (which he wasn;t) or just a nice guy (which he was).

 

[cbeavers]

I also had a good friend that at the time worked at a gas station and had to run a credit card through for a Peter Shiner. He was trying to tell me about it and just kept busting up laughing.

 

[xanis]

Rasberry, I kid you not. My friend had an eye doctor appointment at Temple and there was a black girl in the waiting room named Rasberry.

The other time I've seen a weird name was actually a combination of two names. In a middle school my mom teaches at, there were name plaques on each of the doors with the teachers' last names. Two of the rooms next to each other had the names "Bigga" and "Dick" on their plaques, reading "Bigga Dick". The ridicule was endless.

 

[BriGy86]

Shi'thead

Apparently my social studies teacher had a friend that worked in immigration and called out this guys name. I guess its pronounced shi-they-ed. I believe the guy was form Jamaica.

and also li ping lee

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Garth
I recall a friend telling a story of an overweight Pakistani classmate of hers that was named "Fadi," which everyone pronounced just like "Fatty." Apparently, there we're often amusing scoldings from substitute teachers to the other children for calling Fadi by his name.

remedial reading FTL

Listen, douche, the OP's request isn't coherent to begin with. He asks first for the funniest names "you ever heard of" and then proceeds to qualify that as "not ones you've read or heard." (emphasis added)

If you wanna play school marm, talk to the OP, otherwise GFYS.