at a local AM-PM, this dude who works the night shift has the name "Boniface." Of course it should be pronounced "Bonnee-fice," I think. But my friend saw the name tag, and came over laughing. He told me to look @ his name tag when I buy something. I couldn't keep a straight face while I was buying a drink.
We kept on pronouncing his name "bony-face." He indeed had a bony face which made that moment pretty stupidly funny.
Everytime we hitch over to AM-PM, we'd say "let's go meet up bony-face."