What's the funniest thing your wife does?

[GTaudiophile]

That is kinda nasty dude.

 

[iamwiz82]

<< Oh come on, like nobody else does that! >>



no, no one else does that.

 

[badluck]

dood, that really is just plain nasty....seriously.

 

[Mindsink]

It's not like we actually make contact. We just kinda tease each other with it, cause neither of us can stand the sight of it.

When your relationship with your significant other reaches the level that my wife and I are at, then you'll understand.

 

[badluck]

So whut's next for you guys?? Taking a dump on each other?? hehehe

 

[Mindsink]

So whut's next for you guys?? Taking a dump on each other??

Now that's just plain sick! What's the matter with you?! :disgust:

 

[thebestMAX]

My girlfriend but----

Too many things to list.

Yesterday she called our other line to change the message on the answering machine then ran to see who it was when it rang !!!

:Q

 

[calpha]

It's all about comforts, and I understand.

The best part about a relationship is when comfortable enuf around a person that there is no out of bounds.

Not becuase of the gross things you can do, but becuase you can finally relax, and not put up any more Walls.

Besides, I don't care what anyone says, it is gross, but it's still funny.

 

[badluck]

Dood, you tried to justify chasing each other around each other with bloody tampons --- whut's wrong with you???

 

[Electric Amish]

I've been married 9 years and I GUARANTEE neither of us have even remotely thought of doing this.

amish

 

[purplehayes]

I wake my wife up to give her some medication and 4 out of 5 times, she'll blab on along like she's still dreaming. It's funny in a you-have-to-be-there kind of way.

Mindsink - that's just wrong!

PH

 

[calpha]

<< Dood, you tried to justify chasing each other around each other with bloody tampons --- whut's wrong with you??? >>



Naw, just said that every couple has their quirks, and prob. shouldn't talk about them.

But, then again, I have never once wanted to wear my wife's blood around my neck in a vial like Angelina Jolie and Billie Bob.

Diffrent strokes for differnt folks

 

[goofygrin]

Is it just me or do wives love to talk to you when you are asleep/bout to go to sleep and expect you to remember it?

Seriously my wife works on Cali time (we are in Texas) so she gets up late and goes to bed late. By midnight I am out. She says she has full conversations with me that I *never* remember. She claims they go like this:
Her: "You need to go to the store tomorrow."
Me: "hrhmoph"
Her: "We need eggs and milk"
Me (5 minutes later): "moksd needsfokj checkbooksdjlkjdaf"
Her: "I thought you were asleep...blah blah blah blah"
Me (in the morning): "what?"

 

[calpha]

That's funny as hell.

If I catch my wife at the right time, I can talk to her.

THe best babbles she's ever done.

Me: You sleeping good, babe?
Her: "Yah, I want to look at some of those walkin Handbags."
Me: You sure?
Her: "Yah, and some old timey houses in Georgia"
Me: What's that
Her: "Umbks sheldl aget my new house."

Sometimes, I laugh so hard I wake her up.

ANd no, she never remembers

 

[Emulex]

Have you guys ever changed your wifes tampon?

 

[calpha]

Now that is gross.

<Even If I had, I wouldn't admit it, but I haven't>

 

[Optimus]

Oh yeah - thought of another one:

If I'm in bed in the morning and should get up - but am resisting and hiding under the covers - Elita will grab one of her bottles of purfume and threaten to spray me with it until I get up.

Occasionally she has made good on the threat and I've had to spend 10 minutes scrubbing "Calvin Klein's Obsession" or whatever it is off myself before work!

 

[calpha]

Yah, my wife does what you do.

One time she wasn't getting up, and I threatened to throw water on her. ANd she just groaned and rolled over.

SO I went and got a little bit of water, and tossed it on her.

Good GD. She rared up like a SCALDED CAT, and swung and flailed. At anything.

Direct Hit:Got me right in the NADS.

Instead of sorry, "I bet you won't try that Sh!t again, will ya, ya bastard."

ME "arkjadk;sldks"

She said sorry about two days later, but wouldn't talk to me for about a day, becuase she said "that really really pissed me off."

 

[Emulex]

Here's a tip for waking up your gf/wife:

1. Make sure they don't wear panties to sleep, those are just difficult.

2. SCREW THEM awake.

Werd, never got a complaint about giving the girl a hand job or good screw to wake her up.

 

[thebestMAX]

Instead of sorry, "I bet you won't try that Sh!t again, will ya, ya bastard.">>

Really did LOL

 

[GTaudiophile]

<< Have you guys ever changed your wifes tampon? >>



Haha. No one dares own up to that one. My guess is that would be a learning experience, though. Maybe doing so would force men to be more sympathetic to women during that time of the month.