What's the funniest thing you've ever seen on the web?

[jagec]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Can you guys post links?

Google "bloodninja"

 

[Deeko]

Bubb Rubb

 

[rh71]

the fat dude in his cube going apesh!t on the monitor cause it wasn't working... we can see from the angle that it's not even plugged in... he picks it up and tosses it. Good stuff.

 

[dudeman007]

So I was having cybersex the other day. It was pretty good I guess. Here it is:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Yeah it was pretty sweet.


BTW.....2 great cs videos..

CS Personalities
fegget!

*edit*
heres a link to the cybersex logs....
cybersex logs

 

[ggavinmoss]

The Winnie the Pooh "Yak's Blood" video (circa 1998). Anyone have a copy of this?

-geoff

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
here is teh winnar

Good thing that he has a trashcan. He can dump it on the floor when it gets full

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
The Winnie the Pooh "Yak's Blood" video (circa 1998). Anyone have a copy of this?

-geoff

I do! Well, somewhere. Got a grea porky the pig one from the 50's too.

pooh

 

[blahblah99]

How can you guys not mention the monkey that scratched his ass and sniffed his finger?

 

[Farbio]

one of the better things i ever saw was the 2 guys in a dorm singing system of a down's chop suey, but i can't find it anywhere anymore....anyone have it?

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: blahblah99
How can you guys not mention the monkey that scratched his ass and sniffed his finger?

but, that wasn't the best.

The funniest is...

hooookay, so this is the earth...
Here's one of 1000 places with it
those chinese sons of a bitches are going down
And some meteor is like, "well fvck that."

 

[SithSolo1]

Originally posted by: Farbio
one of the better things i ever saw was the 2 guys in a dorm singing system of a down's chop suey, but i can't find it anywhere anymore....anyone have it?

Oo Oooo, I remember that! I think I have it on my HD somewhere

 

[kcthomas]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/i...p?e=rednecksurfing.wmv

Redneck Surfing!!

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: blahblah99
How can you guys not mention the monkey that scratched his ass and sniffed his finger?

but, that wasn't the best.

The funniest is...

hooookay, so this is the earth...
Here's one of 1000 places with it
those chinese sons of a bitches are going down
And some meteor is like, "well fvck that."

"But, assuming we dont blow ourselves up, us Californians can just work on California breaking off from the United States . . .

to go hang out with Hawaii . . .

Alaska can come too."

 

[GasX]

Tokyo Breakfast

 

[WarDemon666]

to whoever posted http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php

you just wasted 30 minutes of my time congrats

 

[ggavinmoss]

Those rejected cartoons have to be up there.
http://www.andkon.com/xtra/sounds%20good/rejected.wmv

Holy hell they're funny.

 

[TheGameIs21]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
the clip of richard simmons on whose line is it anyways is definitely up there.

I put it at the top!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: gw186
THIS

Quite amusing.



Some others I like. These may not be work appropriate. They don't really have anything outright bad, but suggestive. Viewer discretion advised:

American Jedi

Gollum impression, of sorts

Warcraft - Can't Touch This. Mildly amusing.

 

[Pudgygiant]

Tile this as a desktop, play any song, and I swear it dances to the beat.

 

the 16 hour home depot log was funny

http://www.typicalcrap.net/home_depot/hdlog.shtml

 

[Daaavo]

Tripping The Rift?


-edit-


Probably considered NSFW.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: sm8000
For me it was the postman thread at somethingawful.com forums....although I've just discovered the mech thread there (also in their goldmine).

www.illwillpress.com = Helpdesk flash in toons section
www.joecartoon.com = pretty much all of it
The Internet is for Porn = ROFL
Derek Smarts Desktop Commander!!!!

so much funny stuff out there...

 

[dudeman007]

bump

 

[whistleclient]

this was my favorite bloodninja:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

my favorite line: "Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass."

 

[Gurck]

"Y'all be going on vacation? Check it, beep Delta. We be flyin' all over this b*tch..."

A flash animation was eventually put to it, but it detracted from the humor

 

[kranky]

The story about the two guys who got "93 Rock" tattooed on their foreheads because they heard on the radio that they would get $30,000 a year for five years. One of them called the station to confirm the offer before getting the tattoo. The DJ lied. No money. But they still have their tattoos!

The other one is the story of Patrick Combs, the guy who got the junk mail check and cashed it.