What's the most annoying Christmas carol, to you?

[SSSnail]

For me, it has to be The Twelve Days of Christmas, follow close second by Taylor Swift's rendition of Santa Baby. Thinking about that song makes me want to punt a kitten, and I don't even have a kitten.

 

[ultimatebob]

Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime... I wanna punch Paul McCartney in the face after I hear that song about the forth or fifth time in December.

 

[KeithTalent]

Hmm, there are so many. Hard to pick just one. Twelve Days of Xmas is indeed awful, but I don't even really consider it a carol, it's just the annoying recitation of a nonsensical list.

Baby It's Cold Outside would be up there for me. Obnoxious song.

KT

 

[krose]

Agree with 12 Days and McCartney. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer, too.

 

[poofyhairguy]

Jingle Bells and its copies. Oh and Rocking Around the Christmas Tree.

 

[Belegost]

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[Ruptga]

Whichever one I can hear at the moment. Right now that's none of them. A few minutes ago it was Rocking Around The Christmas Tree. A special mention goes out to those cheap claymation movies that just won't die.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my plans for Whoville.

 

[BoomerD]

Bah...bunch of fucking nancies...Go find some good x-mas parody songs and lighten up!

Here...lemme get you started with a play list...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn6HI5JQBhQ&list=RDwn6HI5JQBhQ

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Buncha Scrooges 'round here. I love Christmas tunes! About the only one that bugs me is the dogs barking Jingle Bells.

 

[WilliamM2]

Any Christmas song done by rock musicians. Although I still find the originals about half as annoying.

 

[WelshBloke]

...follow close second by Taylor Swift's rendition of Santa Baby. Thinking about that song makes me want to punt a kitten, and I don't even have a kitten.

Holy crap! That is fucking awful. Cheers for bring it to my attention.

Done properly

 

[nageov3t]

close call between Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer and Dominick the Donkey.

then we have that Barbra Streisand's "Jingle Bells" and "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" competing next.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus is just a disturbing song... what kid sees their mom making out some some strange old guy and thinks it would be a total laugh to tell dad all about how his mom is fucking around behind his back after he goes to bed?

 

[HN]

i like christmas songs; keep it playing on the commute because you can't get mad when christmas music is on. Unless you hate christmas music, then i'd advise against having it on on your communte as it may compound the rage.

anyway, i'll change the station when that "mamacita donde esta santo claus" comes on. so there. maybe that hippopotamus one also. both sound grating like teeth crackling on a curb.

 

[smackababy]

All of them. 100% of them. In fact, the idea of Christmas itself annoys the hell out of me. I don't need a holiday based entirely around a fictional character's "birth", an old man breaking and entering in millions of houses in a single night, and consumerism. I don't need a holiday to entice me to keep the economy going; I have a job and can buy shit for myself and others whenever the fuck I want.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

All of them. 100% of them. In fact, the idea of Christmas itself annoys the hell out of me. I don't need a holiday based entirely around a fictional character's "birth", an old man breaking and entering in millions of houses in a single night, and consumerism. I don't need a holiday to entice me to keep the economy going; I have a job and can buy shit for myself and others whenever the fuck I want.

Scrooge!

 

[WelshBloke]

All of them. 100% of them. In fact, the idea of Christmas itself annoys the hell out of me. I don't need a holiday based entirely around a fictional character's "birth", an old man breaking and entering in millions of houses in a single night, and consumerism. I don't need a holiday to entice me to keep the economy going; I have a job and can buy shit for myself and others whenever the fuck I want.

I'm just in it for the food and booze.

 

[KeithTalent]

I'm just in it for the food and booze.

Aye; same here. :thumbsup:

KT

 

[zinfamous]

They are all awful.

I used to love them, but then I also used to love Christmas.

Now...not so much.

 

[IronWing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8T6VG2HBCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DurNzCqdde4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsoUMVhHXXI

 

[mmntech]

"So this is Christmas..." Especially when it comes on TV with those sad African kids. I hear they're not big fans of this type of charity drive in Africa either.

 

[lxskllr]

So many to hate, but I think I have to go with 12 Days of Christmas. Repetitive, plodding, and little musicality. It's 99 Bottles of Beer, holiday edition :^S

 

[smackababy]

I'm just in it for the food and booze.

I can eat food and drink booze year round. And I do!

 

[JulesMaximus]

For me, it has to be The Twelve Days of Christmas, follow close second by Taylor Swift's rendition of Santa Baby. Thinking about that song makes me want to punt a kitten, and I don't even have a kitten.

:thumbsup: Those are definitely up there. Add anything sung by a country singer.

close call between Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer and Dominick the Donkey.

then we have that Barbra Streisand's "Jingle Bells" and "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" competing next.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus is just a disturbing song... what kid sees their mom making out some some strange old guy and thinks it would be a total laugh to tell dad all about how his mom is fucking around behind his back after he goes to bed?

Oh, I fucking hate that song...

The "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" isn't too bad because I always substitute the lyrics "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" and then make up my own lyrics from then on. It definitely redeems the song slightly and brings a smile to my face.

 

[WelshBloke]

I can eat food and drink booze year round. And I do!

Ah! But you get to eat food, drink booze AND wear a silly hat at Christmas.

 

[WelshBloke]

So many to hate, but I think I have to go with 12 Days of Christmas. Repetitive, plodding, and little musicality. It's 99 Bottles of Beer, holiday edition :^S

Yeah it's fun to sing after Christmas lunch when you're drunk and can't remember the words.

"Oooooon the seventh day of Chrissssmasss My truuuuue luv sent to me seven Lords a... Erm.. Drinking? Six ladies stripping and a weasle in a small car..... "