What's the most cash you ever had on you?

JMapleton

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I mean, what's the most amount of money you've ever had in cash. What were you doing with it and how long did you have it?

I had about $10k not long ago on me. I was just taking it from one checking account to another I had at two different banks. It wasn't that big of a deal for me but the teller girls at both banks though it was very strange. The one at the depositing bank thought it was hilarious and was asking all sorts of questions about how I got the money. I didn't mind her asking, but I thought she should be careful because some people get ornery about questions like that.

About 10 years ago when I delivered pizza for a living I had about $1500 in mostly 1s and 5s that I deposited. It was a stack of dirty money at least 5-6 inches tall when squished with rubber banks.
 

jdobratz

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Cash transactions of $10,000 or more require a bank to fill out and file a Currency Transaction Report for the transaction. The questions were to get information to aid the filing of that report. You could have avoided the questions, and been much safer, by drawing a cashiers check from one bank to deposit in the other.
 

JMapleton

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Nov 19, 2008
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Cash transactions of $10,000 or more require a bank to fill out and file a Currency Transaction Report for the transaction. The questions were to get information to aid the filing of that report. You could have avoided the questions, and been much safer, by drawing a cashiers check from one bank to deposit in the other.

I know 10k or more is reported to the IRS. I'm going to be more honest, I actually had about $9800. The questions the teller was asking were more curiosity questions.

But I will remember your advice if I am in that situation again.
 
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Kyle

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Just under 10k when I bought a car a number of years ago...didn't like walking around w/ that kind of cash.
 

kt

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I know 10k or more is reported to the IRS. I'm going to be more honest, I actually had about $9800 because I knew of the IRS rule. The questions the teller was asking were more curiosity questions.

But I will remember your advice if I am in that situation again.

$10k in cash, you get reported to the IRS.

$9800 in cash, you get flagged by the FBI.
 

TallBill

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I had maybe 10-20 million USD worth of Afghani currency in my control after conversion. Maybe a half billion Afghani Dollars total in 1000 dollar bills.

Yes I edited, sleep math.
 
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TallBill

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Of my own money, about $4500 cash that I brought to the bank to deposit. Those bartending days were good to me.
 

Red Squirrel

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I don't recall the exact amount of cash I've ever carried, I think it was like 3 grand or something.

I always found the whole double tax thing retarded for if you take out more than 10k. It's criminal, that's what it is. You were already taxed on that money, yet they want to tax you again. They do that kind of crap all the time. It's like if you try to sell a car, you have to pay tax on it, even though there was already tax paid on it when it was originally bought. Complete bullshit.

Then you hear stuff on the news about how the government just paid some ludicrus amount of money on the most retarded thing like replacing a toilet paper holder in the white house. It's just as bad here in Canada.
 

Destiny

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$15,000 cash during my younger days... blew it on clubs, alky and girls all in a week... :'(
 

John Connor

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Three things certain in life: Death, Taxes and taxes for your burial. FUCKERS!

I want to see the IRS abolished and have a flat tax! Many government three letter agencies in the U.S are way too big for their britches.

I don't recall the exact amount of cash I've ever carried, I think it was like 3 grand or something.

I always found the whole double tax thing retarded for if you take out more than 10k. It's criminal, that's what it is. You were already taxed on that money, yet they want to tax you again. They do that kind of crap all the time. It's like if you try to sell a car, you have to pay tax on it, even though there was already tax paid on it when it was originally bought. Complete bullshit.

Then you hear stuff on the news about how the government just paid some ludicrus amount of money on the most retarded thing like replacing a toilet paper holder in the white house. It's just as bad here in Canada.
 

OverVolt

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Cash transactions of $10,000 or more require a bank to fill out and file a Currency Transaction Report for the transaction. The questions were to get information to aid the filing of that report. You could have avoided the questions, and been much safer, by drawing a cashiers check from one bank to deposit in the other.

Ding ding ding!
 

RockinZ28

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13k after selling a couple cars before moving. Deposited it slowly over a few months between two checking accounts. No idea about tax laws and was paranoid. Scared the shit out of me too because I just put it in a kitchen drawer. Came home from work and it was gone. Wife hid it...
 

Red Squirrel

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Three things certain in life: Death, Taxes and taxes for your burial. FUCKERS!

I want to see the IRS abolished and have a flat tax! Many government three letter agencies in the U.S are way too big for their britches.

Yeah I'd be all for a flat tax.

Take 50% of my earnings before I get paid, and THATS IT. No more taxes after that. Have a certain agency responsible for that then distributing that money to the various tiers of government such as federal, provincial and municipal. Get rid of all the other taxes and stop double taxing people. And get rid of the whole income tax return thing... take the right amount right off the bat and get it over with. Get rid of all the complication and bureaucracy.

That makes too much sense though so it's never going to happen.
 

TridenT

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Sep 4, 2006
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how much did alky charge you?

That's the funny thing...


Anyway, I've only held about $500 in my own cash. Funny enough I just held $475 recently to pay for rent and some other stuff.

I don't know if I've ever had more than $1,000 of my own money in cash. Just never makes sense to have that laying around. Definitely plenty of times when I accumulated $300-400 in cash but didn't deposit it. (I used to do rideshares and got cash from that)
 

Strk

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Nov 23, 2003
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Around $4500. It wasn't mine though, it was when I worked at Home Depot. Old Portuguese guys don't like checks or CCs.

For me personally? Probably a few hundred. I've done everything on a CC since I was 18, so no real need for cash. I think I have $4 in my wallet.
 
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