What's the most embarassing thing you've had a friend do?

[Accipiter22]

I had this friend Charlie, the kid was NICE, but he was a complete douchebag...here's probably his crowning moment:

I was hanging out with my friend Dan, and Charlie came over to hang out. I was trying to expose Chuck to some new people and see if maybe it would spark some normal behavior out of him. Dan and I were hanging out with Sarah and Melissa at the time, so we invited them over. After they got there we made some drinks, and both girls wanted screwdrivers, so I poured out some vodka & o.j. and gave a glass to each girl. I didn?t make them too strong, seeing as how the drinks were for the girls?Melissa takes a sip of hers, says it?s good, and before she can get another sip down, Charlie snatches it out of her hand and takes a sip. He bellows ?THAT?S NOT A SCREWDRIVER. I?LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A SCREWDRIVER!?

He then sets an empty glass on the counter, pours a few drops of vodka into it, bends over to look at the glass from the side, then peers down into it from the top, then pours a few more drops of vodka into it, then looks at it from the side again, then from the top again, then puts a few more drops in. He repeats this for about two minutes, gradually dripping more vodka into the glass until it?s about 85% full of liquor (it was a 16 oz. glass). He then puts maybe an ounce of orange juice in, takes one sip, visibly suppressing his gag reflex, then says ?THAT?S HOW YOU MAKE A SCREWDRIVER.?

No one really knew what to say. I think Dan said something about it being horrible, and Charlie retorts with ?Well I?ve been drinking longer than anyone here?. He hadn?t been. He had just started drinking about 6 months prior to this. At that point everyone else in the room had been drinking for at least 5 years. Dan and I still greet each other occasionally with ?I?LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A SCREWDRIVER.? Melissa, Dan, and Sarah didn?t really want to hang out with Charlie after that.


I have about 80 more stories from this guy. So what's the most embarassed you've ever been for a friend?

 

[Howard]

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A STUPID THREAD!

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: Howard
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A STUPID THREAD!

I <3 ATOT

 

[rocadelpunk]

i don't really have anything.

but, I would like to hear more stories.

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
i don't really have anything.

but, I would like to hear more stories.

 

[ethebubbeth]

As retarded as that story is, it left me terribly amused.

Would you be willling to dump some more of these into the thread to try and catalyze others?

 

[Accipiter22]

alright here's another with the same kid, (Charlie/Chuck)

I play basketball a ton; it?s one of my favorite things to do. I figured maybe if I introduced Chuck to some of the people I played with he would maybe take an interest in playing. So we shoot for teams, and the team I?m on is pretty stacked. Charlie was on the other team, and looking each one of them in the eye says ?Don?t worry guys. I was born in Springfield. Basketball?.it?s IN me.? He was dead-f?ing-serious. Then later a girl he used to work with swung by the court to see one of the guys that was playing. In between games, as she?s about to leave Charlie goes over to her car and tries talking to her. She?s polite, but then says she has to go. He then asks her for a good-bye kiss. I could see the look of horror on her face. He then tries to lean into her car, as the girl pushes him away, and starts up her car, and starts to back out. But Charlie won?t quit?he?s leaning into the girls car still AS she?s backing out, his legs are actually off the ground FLAILING as he?s trying to crawl into her car and kiss her. The girl finally manages to push him out as she swings the car from reverse into drive and starts moving forward. I was so embarrassed; I had brought him down to play first he acts like a douche and THEN tries mouth-raping one of the other guy?s girlfriends. So that took care of ever trying to get him into the basketball games again.

 

[chusteczka]

A friend of mine was starting Army boot camp while I was finishing Navy boot camp. Remembering that movie, "From Russia with Love", or something, I sent him a letter with "From Navy to Army, with Love" written on the outside of the envelope. My friend's Army drill instructor, I have no idea what they are called, called him homosexual names and made him do many push ups for that letter. He reminded me of this situation several years later while drinking after we had both completed our time and it still angered him.

 

[Alone]

Who the hell is Chuck? Did you name your laptop or something? He's always with you!

 

[ManBearPig]

Originally posted by: chusteczka
A friend of mine was starting Army boot camp while I was finishing Navy boot camp. Remembering that movie, "From Russia with Love", or something, I sent him a letter with "From Navy to Army, with Love" written on the outside of the envelope. My friend's Army drill instructor, I have no idea what they are called, called him homosexual names and made him do many push ups for that letter. He reminded me of this situation several years later while drinking after we had both completed our time and it still angered him.

HAHAHAHA!

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: Alone
Who the hell is Chuck? Did you name your laptop or something? He's always with you!

he's...movie caliber douchebag too!

 

[ed0ggyd0gg]

Wow. I'll sit around for the next 10 hours for another story.

Unless this is shens. If it is, great imagination. If not, let's get some more stories. It's almost too good be true.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: chusteczka
A friend of mine was starting Army boot camp while I was finishing Navy boot camp. Remembering that movie, "From Russia with Love", or something, I sent him a letter with "From Navy to Army, with Love" written on the outside of the envelope. My friend's Army drill instructor, I have no idea what they are called, called him homosexual names and made him do many push ups for that letter. He reminded me of this situation several years later while drinking after we had both completed our time and it still angered him.

hahahahahhahahah

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

I knew this girl once, she had no idea what a good screwdriver was supposed to taste like.

 

[Accipiter22]

ok, one more....I have to go to sleep now, I'll post more tomorrow. This is a short one:

For my 23rd birthday I had made plans to hit the clubs in Springfield up with Chuck. I was meeting other friends there, but I was heading in just with Charlie. So I talk to him about 30 minutes before I head to his house to pick him up. I get over his house, and he?s in his basement playing Play Station 2, and not dressed. I ask him what?s up and he says ?My mom won?t let me go, she says I?d be out too late.? I didn?t even know what to say. He still had a midnight curfew at 22. Apparently his family was going to a NASCAR race the next day and his mom didn?t want him getting only 5 hours of sleep beforehand, so he couldn?t go. This wasn?t really his fault, but still, he didn?t even seem vaguely upset that he was still being ordered around like he was 5. I never forgot that.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
I knew this girl once, she had no idea what a good screwdriver was supposed to taste like.

I double <3 ATOT

 

[arrfep]

One of my best buddies, who's not always so bright... way back in the salad days of high school, when young people "discover" their bodies and begin to, uh, "experiment"... Well, one day he fapped it with Icy Hot. Of course the worst part is that he told all us. Needless to say, it's the first thing we bring up whenever he introduces us to a new girlfriend.

 

[Jules]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
I had this friend Charlie, the kid was NICE, but he was a complete douchebag...here's probably his crowning moment:

I was hanging out with my friend Dan, and Charlie came over to hang out. I was trying to expose Chuck to some new people and see if maybe it would spark some normal behavior out of him. Dan and I were hanging out with Sarah and Melissa at the time, so we invited them over. After they got there we made some drinks, and both girls wanted screwdrivers, so I poured out some vodka & o.j. and gave a glass to each girl. I didn?t make them too strong, seeing as how the drinks were for the girls?Melissa takes a sip of hers, says it?s good, and before she can get another sip down, Charlie snatches it out of her hand and takes a sip. He bellows ?THAT?S NOT A SCREWDRIVER. I?LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A SCREWDRIVER!?

He then sets an empty glass on the counter, pours a few drops of vodka into it, bends over to look at the glass from the side, then peers down into it from the top, then pours a few more drops of vodka into it, then looks at it from the side again, then from the top again, then puts a few more drops in. He repeats this for about two minutes, gradually dripping more vodka into the glass until it?s about 85% full of liquor (it was a 16 oz. glass). He then puts maybe an ounce of orange juice in, takes one sip, visibly suppressing his gag reflex, then says ?THAT?S HOW YOU MAKE A SCREWDRIVER.?

No one really knew what to say. I think Dan said something about it being horrible, and Charlie retorts with ?Well I?ve been drinking longer than anyone here?. He hadn?t been. He had just started drinking about 6 months prior to this. At that point everyone else in the room had been drinking for at least 5 years. Dan and I still greet each other occasionally with ?I?LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A SCREWDRIVER.? Melissa, Dan, and Sarah didn?t really want to hang out with Charlie after that.


I have about 80 more stories from this guy. So what's the most embarassed you've ever been for a friend?

Tell more stories of this so called "Charlie" please.

 

[UNCjigga]

I was really wrecked one night back in undergrad after Cinco de Mayo--after eating nasty Mexican food we got drunk of tequila and mezcal. So I'm taking a dump after getting back and in the middle of it I need to puke so I get up, flush, and lean over the bowl. While I'm glad I managed to flush, I must've forgotten to pull up my pants.

My roommate Kap needs to use the bathroom so he kicks open the door (the lock didn't really work) and sees me bent over the toilet with my pants down. Naturally, he found this pose amusing, so he walks over and kicks me square in the ass. My head nearly went in the bowl--my hand wasn't so lucky. It was nasty. Like I said, I'm so glad I flushed or it could've been worse!

Years later, I got sick again after drinking and was yet again hunched over the toilet. Another friend (Ket) who knew the story discovered me, grabbed his camera and took a video kicking my ass in mocking fashion (at least my pants were up this time.) Later that night, my friend Tony also teabagged me, and took pics of it with MY camera phone and set the pic as my wallpaper. That was kinda gay.

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
I was really wrecked one night back in undergrad after Cinco de Mayo--after eating nasty Mexican food we got drunk of tequila and mezcal. So I'm taking a dump after getting back and in the middle of it I need to puke so I get up, flush, and lean over the bowl. While I'm glad I managed to flush, I must've forgotten to pull up my pants.

My roommate Kap needs to use the bathroom so he kicks open the door (the lock didn't really work) and sees me bent over the toilet with my pants down. Naturally, he found this pose amusing, so he walks over and kicks me square in the ass. My head nearly went in the bowl--my hand wasn't so lucky. It was nasty. Like I said, I'm so glad I flushed or it could've been worse!

Years later, I got sick again after drinking and was yet again hunched over the toilet. Another friend (Ket) who knew the story discovered me, grabbed his camera and took a video kicking my ass in mocking fashion (at least my pants were up this time.) Later that night, he also teabagged me. That was kinda gay.

lolz

kinda

 

[Dudewithoutapet]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
I was really wrecked one night back in undergrad after Cinco de Mayo--after eating nasty Mexican food we got drunk of tequila and mezcal. So I'm taking a dump after getting back and in the middle of it I need to puke so I get up, flush, and lean over the bowl. While I'm glad I managed to flush, I must've forgotten to pull up my pants.

My roommate Kap needs to use the bathroom so he kicks open the door (the lock didn't really work) and sees me bent over the toilet with my pants down. Naturally, he found this pose amusing, so he walks over and kicks me square in the ass. My head nearly went in the bowl--my hand wasn't so lucky. It was nasty. Like I said, I'm so glad I flushed or it could've been worse!

Years later, I got sick again after drinking and was yet again hunched over the toilet. Another friend (Ket) who knew the story discovered me, grabbed his camera and took a video kicking my ass in mocking fashion (at least my pants were up this time.) Later that night, my friend Tony also teabagged me, and took pics of it with MY camera phone and set the pic as my wallpaper. That was kinda gay.

Dude. That story is almost shen-able. You got pwned, dude.

 

[wahoyaho]

wtf how did you get teabagged

 

[toolboxolio]

Originally posted by: wahoyaho
wtf how did you get teabagged

by wanting it.

 

[Billyzeke]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
I was really wrecked one night back in undergrad after Cinco de Mayo--after eating nasty Mexican food we got drunk of tequila and mezcal. So I'm taking a dump after getting back and in the middle of it I need to puke so I get up, flush, and lean over the bowl. While I'm glad I managed to flush, I must've forgotten to pull up my pants.

My roommate Kap needs to use the bathroom so he kicks open the door (the lock didn't really work) and sees me bent over the toilet with my pants down. Naturally, he found this pose amusing, so he walks over and kicks me square in the ass. My head nearly went in the bowl--my hand wasn't so lucky. It was nasty. Like I said, I'm so glad I flushed or it could've been worse!

Years later, I got sick again after drinking and was yet again hunched over the toilet. Another friend (Ket) who knew the story discovered me, grabbed his camera and took a video kicking my ass in mocking fashion (at least my pants were up this time.) Later that night, my friend Tony also teabagged me, and took pics of it with MY camera phone and set the pic as my wallpaper. That was kinda gay.

Dude, get some new friends.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: chusteczka
A friend of mine was starting Army boot camp while I was finishing Navy boot camp. Remembering that movie, "From Russia with Love", or something, I sent him a letter with "From Navy to Army, with Love" written on the outside of the envelope. My friend's Army drill instructor, I have no idea what they are called, called him homosexual names and made him do many push ups for that letter. He reminded me of this situation several years later while drinking after we had both completed our time and it still angered him.

Yes, when I was in basic training, quite a few of my platoon-mates got letters addressed in ways to get them in trouble.

Good times