I'm 34 now, but let me paint this scene from back when my wife and I were 16:
I'm a nice guy, but her parents had always been a little skeptical of me, as the long-haired, ear-pierced dude trying to take their only daughter from them. They're very religious people -- we're talking he was in the seminary and she almost went to a convent. So one night we all decided it would be a good idea to go to the movies together. We go without checking the listings. None of us knew anything about any of the movies playing at the time. What did we choose?
American Beauty
Can you imagine my utter and complete horror as the movie opens with Kevin Spacey jacking off in the shower? I mean, this was, without a doubt, the longest two hours of my entire life. Afterwards, no one talked about the movie, and we never have ever since. (We do get along a lot better now... that all chagned when I gave that ring lol)