Originally posted by: ryan256
1. Huge sunburns. Blisters on my shoulders the size of half-dollars.
2. Ruptured appendix.
Originally posted by: trOver
Originally posted by: ryan256
1. Huge sunburns. Blisters on my shoulders the size of half-dollars.
2. Ruptured appendix.
My appendix was a day from rupturing when I had surgery. Was it more painful before or after it ruptured?
Originally posted by: ryan256
Originally posted by: trOver
Originally posted by: ryan256
1. Huge sunburns. Blisters on my shoulders the size of half-dollars.
2. Ruptured appendix.
My appendix was a day from rupturing when I had surgery. Was it more painful before or after it ruptured?
The rupture was pure torture. Looking back I have no idea why I didn't go to the ER. I just laid in bed rolling in pain. Took 6 acetaminophen tablets over a 5 hour period trying to get to sleep.
Never again.
Originally posted by: Darwin333
3rd degree burns over 1/3rd of my body caused by 700 degree roofing asphalt when I was 16 years old and working a summer job. Basically, I was hauling some material backwards and the crane driver, who was acting foreman while our normal foreman was on vacation, pushed a mop cart directly behind me without warning me. I hit the back of my knees on the cart and fell backwards into the hot asphalt. My right hand instinctively went back to brace my fall and actually sat in the asphalt for a good 60 seconds. I was leaning back to far to stand straight up so I rolled over to get out of it and the whole thing basically dumped on my back and arms.
Asphalt isn?t like cooking grease. Grease gets on your skin at 500 degrees and a minute later its at room temp. Asphalt on the other hand just keeps on cooking so the crew threw two water coolers full of ice water on me to shock the asphalt. That saved my hand but presented a new problem. When I got into the burn clinic the asphalt was basically fused to my skin and they only had one way to get it off, by peeling it off (along with the skin it was fused too). Think being flayed alive. They couldn?t put me to sleep because I was in shock and they couldn?t give me massive doses of morphine for the same reason. So, for 4 hours they peeled my skin off while I screamed like a bitch in more pain then I thought the human body could endure before shutting down. It was so bad that, even though I didn?t want to die I wouldn?t have thought twice about shooting myself at the time simply to make the pain stop.
Unfortunately the story doesn?t stop there. The treatment for burns like that is almost as bad as the injury itself. Every morning they woke me up and brought me to a room with a stainless steel chair that sat on a pedestal with all kinds of hoses coming out of it. There I went through my daily debreedment (sp?). That is where they basically take a steel brillo pad and scrub the hell out of your fresh burn wounds. The point is to remove all the dead skin to avoid infection and to allow new skin to grow. The mental and physical pain is unexplainable. I tried to stay awake at night as late as possible because I knew as soon as I went to sleep I would awake to that god forsaken room. I begged and pleaded with the nurses to not bring me to that room everyday but every god damned day they would wake me up and take me in there.
The two skin graft surgeries that I got while in the hospital where a cakewalk compared to the rest.
Originally posted by: daveymark
had the same thing happen. You can't get in a comfortable position to sleep. you think it's some sort of stomach virus, so you clean out the medicine cabinet and the drug store trying to fix it. then you go to the ER and writhe in pain on the floor, untill they take you to the CT scan, where they shove a tube in your rear and flush a cool fluid up through your intestines so they can determine that it is, in fact an appendix issue.
then the morphine , the surgery, and the 2 to 7 days afterwards where you have 2 tubes in your mouth, one for breathing and one for removing the bile. not being able to control your bowel movements, and intense pain from even sitting up, let alone walking to the bathroom. all while being doped up on morphine...
then the fun part, the $50k bill. thank god for insurance.
I've also been stabbed in the eye, had a broken ulna and radius bone poking through my arm, and had a swollen appendage on one of my manberries. none of those compare to a ruptured appendix.
Originally posted by: IsLNdbOi
Getting the surgical staples pulled out of my head after brain surgery.
Originally posted by: rudder
rotator cuff surgery. Although the surgery itself was not bad. It was the 2 days after when I was on a plush couch and had to get up to take a leak. Every which way I rolled it felt my shoulder was about to burst open. I had to wait until the wife came home and helped my up... but that was still no less painful.
Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Originally posted by: Darwin333
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Darwin333
3rd degree burns over 1/3rd of my body caused by 700 degree roofing asphalt when I was 16 years old and working a summer job. Basically, I was hauling some material backwards and the crane driver, who was acting foreman while our normal foreman was on vacation, pushed a mop cart directly behind me without warning me. I hit the back of my knees on the cart and fell backwards into the hot asphalt. My right hand instinctively went back to brace my fall and actually sat in the asphalt for a good 60 seconds. I was leaning back to far to stand straight up so I rolled over to get out of it and the whole thing basically dumped on my back and arms.
Asphalt isn?t like cooking grease. Grease gets on your skin at 500 degrees and a minute later its at room temp. Asphalt on the other hand just keeps on cooking so the crew threw two water coolers full of ice water on me to shock the asphalt. That saved my hand but presented a new problem. When I got into the burn clinic the asphalt was basically fused to my skin and they only had one way to get it off, by peeling it off (along with the skin it was fused too). Think being flayed alive. They couldn?t put me to sleep because I was in shock and they couldn?t give me massive doses of morphine for the same reason. So, for 4 hours they peeled my skin off while I screamed like a bitch in more pain then I thought the human body could endure before shutting down. It was so bad that, even though I didn?t want to die I wouldn?t have thought twice about shooting myself at the time simply to make the pain stop.
Unfortunately the story doesn?t stop there. The treatment for burns like that is almost as bad as the injury itself. Every morning they woke me up and brought me to a room with a stainless steel chair that sat on a pedestal with all kinds of hoses coming out of it. There I went through my daily debreedment (sp?). That is where they basically take a steel brillo pad and scrub the hell out of your fresh burn wounds. The point is to remove all the dead skin to avoid infection and to allow new skin to grow. The mental and physical pain is unexplainable. I tried to stay awake at night as late as possible because I knew as soon as I went to sleep I would awake to that god forsaken room. I begged and pleaded with the nurses to not bring me to that room everyday but every god damned day they would wake me up and take me in there.
The two skin graft surgeries that I got while in the hospital where a cakewalk compared to the rest.
If this was a contest, you would easily win.
Too bad there isn't a cool prize.
I didn't even go into the year of almost daily physical therapy I had to go through just to be able to hold a pencil.
You make me feel bad for even posting in this thread. Sorry to hear you went thru that.
Originally posted by: XabanakFanatik
Kidney stone.
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Shin splints for 3 months...
Had to run everyday with them too, and it sucked...
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
looking in the mirror every morning is pretty painful.