What's the most vengeful thing you've ever done?

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer
I did something earlier this week.

About a month ago my best friend and co-worker betrayed me in the worst way I can possibly think of. I never saw it coming, and I would have never expected it from her. We've tried to hold it together since then, but I've been pretty unhappy about it and after a month of going back and forth it's clear we'll never recover.


Earlier this week I sent an email to the married guy that she's been banging. I let him know how much she's been sleeping with another guy (cheating on both of them). I also let it slide that she's told me his plan to steal from the company to open his own business. I also let it slide that I know he offered her a promotion to help him in his plan.

She tells me that he's afraid because the company scans our emails, and the guy thinks he's going to get fired for what I sent to his work account. To be clear as to how little I care, I'm also posting this thread from work.

My friend and I are no longer friends. She feels I'm evil and vengeful, and it's now over between us. I think that things actually ended between us about a month ago so I haven't lost anything more.

I don't feel even a little bit bad about what I've done.


What's the worst you've got??

nice!

 

[buck]

Took a dump in my bosses coffee....






Then I woke up at my desk....

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: JSFLY

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer

Originally posted by: JSFLYI think it would be more interesting if you told us what exactly she did.

I know. I'm sorry that it's not more interesting.

Although I don?t have enough moral fortitude to resist vengeance, it seems that I have too much pride to talk about what was done. It's bad; like changing our lives, quitting our jobs and moving away kind of bad.

Dude.... Now my interest has increased Tenfold. Please pm me with whole story. I won't share. Thanks

Me too!!!

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: JSFLY

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer

Originally posted by: JSFLYI think it would be more interesting if you told us what exactly she did.

I know. I'm sorry that it's not more interesting.

Although I don?t have enough moral fortitude to resist vengeance, it seems that I have too much pride to talk about what was done. It's bad; like changing our lives, quitting our jobs and moving away kind of bad.

Dude.... Now my interest has increased Tenfold. Please pm me with whole story. I won't share. Thanks

Me too!!!

Me too.. now I won't be able to sleep tonight unless I know

 

[FrustratedUser]

Complete story or permaban!

 

[JSFLY]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Complete story or permaban!

Exactly! How can we share our story if you don't completely share yours first?

 

[state 08]

Today I went to the 7-11 down the street and went to the frozen food section and there was an indian lady sweeping. I asked her how the beef patties were and she hit me with the broom and kicked me out.




I cried the whole drive home.

 

[Ulfwald]

Caught a girl I was dating cheating on me. The best revenge I could ever get was doing exactly what I did. Dumped her right in front of her parents, say that I don't date girls who can't keep their word, and told her father outright that she was a loose slut. I then walked out of there and became pretty successful, got married, and now have a kid. Everything she wanted, but does not have. Plus, she is still living with mommie and daddy at 38.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Caught a girl I was dating cheating on me. The best revenge I could ever get was doing exactly what I did. Dumped her right in front of her parents, say that I don't date girls who can't keep their word, and told her father outright that she was a loose slut. I then walked out of there and became pretty successful, got married, and now have a kid. Everything she wanted, but does not have. Plus, she is still living with mommie and daddy at 38.

Living well is the best revenge.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Caught a girl I was dating cheating on me. The best revenge I could ever get was doing exactly what I did. Dumped her right in front of her parents, say that I don't date girls who can't keep their word, and told her father outright that she was a loose slut. I then walked out of there and became pretty successful, got married, and now have a kid. Everything she wanted, but does not have. Plus, she is still living with mommie and daddy at 38.

Ouch! :thumbsup:

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
http://grouphug.us/

" I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off"

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

edit:

"im 32 and would love to have sex with a 70, 80 or 90 year old."

thats disgusting

 

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: JSFLY

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Complete story or permaban!

Exactly! How can we share our story if you don't completely share yours first?

You all don't think I've given ya'll enough of a story???

So far I've read others' stories about beef in the 7Eleven, burning a girl's car, killing a man in Reno, buying pubes and feeding the guy his parents in chili, and knocking a Cartman statue out of a guy's hand. In a thread about vengeance, I think I'm still ahead (assuming the Reno and pube stories are mildly plagiarized).

Post your story. If it leaves me in enough suspense, I'll PM you the rest of mine to hear the rest of yours. Fair enough?

 

[FrustratedUser]

OK OK....

I made a move on a girl... she turned me down. I went home and jacked off in the sink, denying her the load I saved up.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Thanks you've made me feel almost self righteous. At a blow out 4th of July party, capped off by my room mate jumping the swimming pool set aflame (the pool not the room mate) on his motorcycle, a girl was complaining to her boyfriend about what a lame party it was. So, I bummed a cigarette from her (don't smoke) and a light then, put it out in her drink. She jerked and dumped the drink on herself. They left and, I heard later she got stopped for DWI.

 

[JSFLY]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
OK OK....

I made a move on a girl... she turned me down. I went home and jacked off in the sink, denying her the load I saved up.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA I found that funny. :thumbsup:

 

[JSFLY]

Originally posted by: Rumpltzer

Originally posted by: JSFLY

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Complete story or permaban!

Exactly! How can we share our story if you don't completely share yours first?

You all don't think I've given ya'll enough of a story???

So far I've read others' stories about beef in the 7Eleven, burning a girl's car, killing a man in Reno, buying pubes and feeding the guy his parents in chili, and knocking a Cartman statue out of a guy's hand. In a thread about vengeance, I think I'm still ahead (assuming the Reno and pube stories are mildly plagiarized).

Post your story. If it leaves me in enough suspense, I'll PM you the rest of mine to hear the rest of yours. Fair enough?

Well Heres the thing: I'm a pretty tame person and havent really went to great lengths for vengeance. I was driving down the highway once with my windows rolled down, and some kids pulled up beside me and threw an egg onto my lap. I just too the exit ramp and drove home to clean my car. Not much of a story, Guess I'm not a vengeful person. Now will you share?

 

[SoftwareEng]

I once banned 38 people in ATOT because I couldn't feel my left nut.

Anandtech Moderator

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: SoftwareEng
I once banned 38 people in ATOT because I couldn't feel my left nut.

Anandtech Moderator

make that 39

 

[SoftwareEng]

Originally posted by: Darthvoy

Originally posted by: SoftwareEng
I once banned 38 people in ATOT because I couldn't feel my left nut.

Anandtech Moderator

make that 39

I'm still standing

 

[eelw]

I get to my car in the parking lot, there is this huge yellow scratch now on the front driver side bumper. Based on the bright yellow, I know it's from a Mazda 5. A few days later, I spot the yellow Mazda 5 in the parking lot. The moron has matching scratches on all 4 corners of his car. So as my revenge, I placed a nice 3" nail under his tire. Since he was parked against a wall, he can only go one direction. So I wonder if the tire just burst or was it a slow leak when he moved the car?

 

[SoftwareEng]

Originally posted by: eelw
I get to my car in the parking lot, there is this huge yellow scratch now on the front driver side bumper. Based on the bright yellow, I know it's from a Mazda 5. A few days later, I spot the yellow Mazda 5 in the parking lot. The moron has matching scratches on all 4 corners of his car. So as my revenge, I placed a nice 3" nail under his tire. Since he was parked against a wall, he can only go one direction. So I wonder if the tire just burst or was it a slow leak when he moved the car?

why didn't you just call the cops? you would've gotten money from his insurance company, he would learn a lesson, and there wouldn't be anything about a rollover accident of a yellow mazda on the 6 o'clock news.....

 

[Canai]

I poured salt water in my ex-roommate's 'special' plants after he locked my cat in the freezer for knocking over his bong. Killed all of them. And he thought he messed something up with the nutrient solution. cost him a good bit of money and time spent on them.

And when he bitched about it nonstop for a month after I suggested that maybe he cared a little too much about that shiat, and he turned into an emo drunk

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Can't say I've ever plotted revenge before. When someone pisses me off I go after them the second they do it to me. If that counts, then the most vengeful thing I've ever done is strangling someone.

 

[Whitecloak]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Can't say I've ever plotted revenge before. When someone pisses me off I go after them the second they do it to me. If that counts, then the most vengeful thing I've ever done is strangling someone.

was it a krn?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: Whitecloak
was it a krn?

No, although his best friends are all krns.