Whats the oldest thing you've ever eaten?

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: gopunk
a thousand year old egg

Agreed

 

[SnoPearL69]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
My GF had a 12 pack of diet coke that was several years old. The artificial sweetener (aspartame?) had expired and degraded. The coke didn't have any sweetener and tasted kind of salty/sour...was pretty nasty

AHEM your gf's diet coke was actually only ONE year old... get the facts straight, mister!

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
My GF had a 12 pack of diet coke that was several years old. The artificial sweetener (aspartame?) had expired and degraded. The coke didn't have any sweetener and tasted kind of salty/sour...was pretty nasty

Probably settled out. A friend of mine kept a bottle of coke in his locker for two years, and you could see all this crap on the bottom that had settled out.

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: MailBoxHead
29 year old

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

I about fell out of my chair.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Your grandmother.

Fixed for victory.

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: Forsythe

Originally posted by: hotchilisauce

Originally posted by: MailBoxHead
29 year old

lmao, i'd have to say 19

26. I'm 19.

When you get older, you'll brag about the younger ones
(BTW, I mean 18, 19, 21ish, NOT 12! :| )

Had me some 21 the other night.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: falias

Originally posted by: NFS4
"A $29,000 piece of cake. Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction. It's the most romantic thing I've ever eaten."

"Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still with you?"
"Umm, as far as I know."
"Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?
"Uhh, I guess I hadn't..."
"Well, I have a feeling what you are about to go through is punishment enough."

"Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well."

 

[Forsythe]

Originally posted by: bamacre

Originally posted by: Forsythe

Originally posted by: hotchilisauce

Originally posted by: MailBoxHead
29 year old

lmao, i'd have to say 19

26. I'm 19.

When you get older, you'll brag about the younger ones
(BTW, I mean 18, 19, 21ish, NOT 12! :| )

Had me some 21 the other night.

A few weeks ago i had the chance to do a 16-yo. Couldn't make myself. (It's not illegal in denmark)

 

[lobadobadingdong]

you peoples minds are in the gutter.

oldest thing I've eaten was probably some home canned salsa made by my grandparents back in the 50's. (they found it in thier cellar before the moved in 2000, so we ate it)

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: falias

Originally posted by: NFS4
"A $29,000 piece of cake. Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction. It's the most romantic thing I've ever eaten."

"Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still with you?"
"Umm, as far as I know."
"Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?
"Uhh, I guess I hadn't..."
"Well, I have a feeling what you are about to go through is punishment enough."

"Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well."

WRONG EPISODE!

 

[TechnoKid]

20 year old bottle of scotch.

 

[jadinolf]

I'm taking the fifth.

 

[Twista]

2 week old tuna in the fridge. Didnt get sick! Immune

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: NFS4
"A $29,000 piece of cake. Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction. It's the most romantic thing I've ever eaten."

Poor thing.

 

[mobobuff]

A candy bar that HAD to be at least 5 years old. Bought it at a very very rickety and beaten gas station somewhere in Ontario off of route 401 E. Girl in the back of the car with us kept begging me to pull over somewhere she could pee, and refused to go in the weeds. I was hungry, and Snickers just sounded so good, even though the wrapper was extremely faded, dusty, and the bar was rock hard.

 

[biostud]

My father served Chateau Yquem 1970 two weeks ago

 

[csyberblue]

My friend has a brother that did this logo for a bottled milk drink. Because of that my friend got hooked up with a lot of bottles of this stuff. My friends and I drank some of the chocolate milk that had been expired for 7 months (luckily it had been kept in a fridge this whole time). It didn't taste that bad. I don't know why it didn't get lumpy or anything like normal milk does.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: NFS4
WRONG EPISODE!

Actually, it isn't.

No pwnage for you. Come back, one year.

 

[Quasmo]

I ate petrified bark.