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Lifer
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Fine. Affix very large bayonet to it.
suppressor?
Melee weapons run the risk of you getting tired out. bladed weapons also run the risk of getting stuck in bone.
you also need room to swing.
Fine. Affix very large bayonet to it.
suppressor?
Melee weapons run the risk of you getting tired out. bladed weapons also run the risk of getting stuck in bone.
you also need room to swing.
A .223 suppressor is only going to get you ~30 decibels of reduction. The "pew pew" sound in movies is bullshit invented so James Bond can shoot people at close range and the guy standing 2 feet away doesn't hear. Unless you're using .22 lr.
Why not? We're talking about fucking zombies.
You'll run out of Ammo,
You'll attract attention from every thing around.
It's not close combat as per the title / OP.
I think that covered the flaws.
Blades of Chaos. From the PS2 game God of War. Short swords with the blades attached to the hilt with long chains.
Longevity: They are crafted by Ares, the God of War. Longevity is presumed infinite. 10/10
Effectiveness: You will be a one man wrecking crew. 10/10
Portability: The Blades of Chaos are permanently seared onto the forearms of the wielder. So. 7/10
Messiness: We are talking ludicrous gibs. 0/10
Subtlety: Well they won't make a whole lot of noise, but whipping a pair of chains and swords around like a madman is bound to attract some attention to you. 4/10
Utility: Pretty sure these things were designed for one purpose only: to massacre your enemies. I'm sure you could get creative with them however. 2/10
The main advantage to the Blades of Chaos is their range. The chains allow a good 8-10 feet of distance between you and your targets. Also has extensive cleave damage allowing you to sweep your weapons around and hit numerous targets with one swing.
BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! omg im laughing so hard at this...idk why....lolol!
also, ludicrous gibs would be a killer band name
BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! omg im laughing so hard at this...idk why....lolol!
also, ludicrous gibs would be a killer band name
those urumi things a few posts back are so cool!! i would be way too afraid of doing much more damage to myself than to the zombies, but those look like they would kick ass.
Lol, you found a gem in there!