What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

[MikeMike]

Pics or shens

sadly, the pics of me in her are no longer with me...

 

[davmat787]

Procreate would rank up there for me. Or spending 8 days out in the woods hiking 50+ miles with 60 pounds of gear. Of course you don't have to be hetero to do that, but I can play your silly games.

OP, is this a parody thread or just another reason to discuss your sexuality?

That's a bit homophobic.

And I think you are a heterophobe, so there!

 

[HAL9000]

Procreate would rank up there for me. Or spending 8 days out in the woods hiking 50+ miles with 60 pounds of gear. Of course you don't have to be hetero to do that, but I can play your silly games.

OP, is this a parody thread or just another reason to discuss your sexuality?

Tis a parody thread sir.

And I think you are a heterophobe, so there!

:'(

 

[Numenorean]

Had a foursome with three chicks.

 

[ahenkel]

Fought a mountain lion skinned it then made made sweet sweet love on it to multiple highly attractive women.

Edit: Oh then I killed a couple terrorists wearing nothing but the skin of the mountain lion and my bare hands.

 

[Bignate603]

Straightest thing I ever did? Probably the multiple decades I've been alive without worrying about if what I was doing was "straight".

Real men live their lives the way they want and do what they need to do. A pansy (or maybe a daisy) cares whether or not what they're doing is "straight".

 

[erikistired]

Had a foursome with three other chicks.

videotaping three lesbians through a window without their knowledge is not a "foursome".

 

[JulesMaximus]

I sucked a guy off once...oh wait, wrong thread.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Had a foursome with three other chicks.

Other chicks? You're one too? :hmm:

 

[Numenorean]

Other chicks? You're one too? :hmm:

lol, okay so that was worded bad. No, am not a chick.

 

[SlickSnake]

lol, okay so that was worded bad. No, am not a chick.

I caught that too. Just not at the moment. (wink wink, nod nod)

 

[Perknose]

Had a foursome with three chicks.

Underage poultry porn is not a straight man's pursuit. Frank Perdue disapproves.

 

[Numenorean]

Underage poultry porn is not a straight man's pursuit. Frank Perdue disapproves.

I would agree with that statement, though it has nothing to do with me.

 

[SlickSnake]

Had a foursome with three other chickens.

Fixed it for you!

 

[Numenorean]

Fixed it for you!

Uhm, no that is not fixed, that is broken.

 

[SlickSnake]

Uhm, no that is not fixed, that is broken.

There's more than one way to break and scramble 3 eggs!

 

[MikeMike]

I always remember parody threads being bannable...

 

[Numenorean]

There's more than one way to break and scramble 3 eggs!

I'm sure there is. Again this is irrelevant.