What's the weirdest name you've ever heard?

[SilentZero]

Haywood Jablome

 

[computeerrgghh]

Ding Ding
Harry Wang
Wei Long Wang <- the best (most people say Way Long Wang)

 

[Pacfanweb]

Here are some of my former customers at the dealership I used to work for:

Phuc No....yep, pronounced just like you think it is.

John Pussy....last name pronounced with the accent on "Pus".

Molester Jones....yep, pronounced just like the regular word, except she pronounced it "Moe-lester".

A lady, can't remember the first name, but last name was:
Griesedick. Greasy Dick. Exactly like she said it.

Also had a Richard Head...think someone else ran across one of those earlier in the thread.

Oh, and I went to HS with a girl whose last name was Cockshutt. Pronounced Cock Chute.

 

[Crucial]

Mahogony Sanders - girl in my high school

 

[rky60]

A lady where I work calls herself Princess Chickie, not just as a goof or anything, shs's dead serious. Needless to say she has issues. Today she limped in on a crutch, talking about how she was being chased by a tribe of Indians. She left early to meet with her 5 bodyguards.

I kid you not, I couldn't make this stuff up

Until I got payroll a week after she started I actually thought it was her real name.

 

[BMdoobieW]

What's the weirdest name you've ever heard?

Dick Bush

I'm serious. Real guy. That's one of the weirdest.

 

[EGGO]

My 5th grade teacher's husband's name was Harry Weiner

 

[Iron Woode]

I have an exGF named Angie. Her last name is Dust.

Her birth certificate lists her name as Angel Dust.

Yes, her mother was a wackjob.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Sorry. Elementary schoolw as 97% asian, and high school was over 60% asian. Fobby names aren't that funny...

Edit: I knew a Richard Wang, and his SN was something dick wang....

 

[placebo139]

My girlfriend mentioned a coworker named Sharon Cox.

 

[Crescent13]

Ralph Koch (he's a guy at my church, really feels weird saying mister Koch cuz it always comes out sounding like...)

Dr. Bozorgnia (my little sister's pediatrician)

This is the funniest thread ever posted so far in February 2006!

 

[Skunkwourk]

Dick Pulsifier

and a last name I saw, Annis

 

[Shadowknight]

When I worked at the Information Deak at ASU, I'd get bored and look through random student names. One person was named "Misty Morning Limbo."

 

[BrianH1]

Dick Puffer. Professor. http://mozart.coker.edu/cgi-bin/prof.pl?id=dpuffer

 

[DigDug]

made up black people names like Daekwon, Raekwon, Laquesha, Kimara, Taiwanda.

 

[JinLien]

I use to have problem with my school teachers because they wouldn't believe that my mom first name is No & and her last name is Doung (pronounce No Dong in English), and my dad first name is Y.

Vietnamese women retain their last name in marriage.

 

[DigDug]

Of course, there's also Gaylene Pron and her interview on uterine fibroids. I mean, what else could she be known for besides the uterus?

 

[oboeguy]

How about Dick Pound, head of WADA, the World Anti-Doping Agency?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I knew a BJ Peterson once.

 

[Compton]

Hung Wai Lo

 

[fatalbert]

there is a defenseman for BU hockey I've met him, his name is Tom Morrow.

his freshman year, when he was on the ice we use to sing tom morrow, tom morrow, we'l love ya tom morrow .... you get the idea

 

[CtK]

Jeff Dickmann
Wolfgang Assmann
Jessica Fuchs
hehehehe

 

[Metron]

There used to be an entry in the Dallas Residential phone book:

Wolfeschliegesteinhausenburgerhauptstedt, Herbert

 

[DivideBYZero]

Worst at work are:

Adri Kok <---LMAO
Frank The <--In outlook it's 'The, Frank'
John Wanke <--Giggle!
Ronald Funk

 

[Quasmo]

When I was young my dad set me down at the computer with yahoo people finder. The best one I found was a guy named "Batman Flannagin" from Marshall Texas, I called him once in the 8th grade but no one was home (I'm 22 now).
Also, my Mom's tennis partner married into the name "Windy Bottoms".