What's the wierdest thing you ever seen on someones computer you were repairing?

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: YoshiSato
I used to work for this company that finances computers to military people.
Guy and his wife came it both screaming and yelling that the computer was a POS.

I did my normal virus/spyware scans, found over 15,000 porn related viruses(computer was wiped clean, I'm not screwing with 15 THOUSAND viruses).
Wife picked up the computer be cause her husband's ship was deployed and she was "shocked" and said she was going to have to talk to him about it.
2 months later(husband still at sea) she came in with the computer, again infected with them porn viruses.

Talk about a desparate house wife

:laugh:

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: CaptainKahuna

Originally posted by: LumbergTech

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: CaptainKahuna
I will re-post what I posted in an earlier, similar thread. I (sadly) definitely win this one:

OK, so I do work for this auto garage, and the owner is a pretty cool guy, but his 13 year old fat son is strange. He looks exactly like the kid from King of the Hill. He's always watching exactly what I do on the computer, and asking all these really odd questions (Do you know how to hack computers? Because I dropped mine down the stairs once...) (wtf).
Anyway, one day I'm working at the garage, and the owner mentions that something's wrong with his home PC. I've got a slow day, so I offer to ride over there and check it out. "Oh, I'll send my son with you to show you where everything is". SH*T So the kid and I get in the car, and drive over to the house.
So we get there, and the computer is full of spyware. But the internet temp files are all full of porn, porn bookmarks, etc. So I think this is because of the spyware, but the kid is standing over my shoulder, and starts going on about how he loves these blowup dolls that are in his bookmarks. So I'm like ok, whatever, I'm deleting these, don't go to them again.

So the kid leaves, and I'm going about cleaning off the PC. I hear a noise behind me, the kid is back, but this time, HE'S WEARING HIS MOM'S LINGERIE. A lacy bra and panties and nothing else! He's got toilet paper stuffed in the bra, and he starts dancing around making noises and talking about blowup dolls. At this point I tell him to put some clothes on, and that I'm leaving now. I start to get up and leave as soon as humanly possible, and he's like "wait, I'll leave". So he runs out of the room.

Against my better judgement I stay to finish the computer (it's almost clean). 3 minutes later I hear the door open again...and it's gotten worse. The kid is NAKED! And he starts singing/screaming and gyrating around, his fat flapping against himself. At this point I leap out of my chair and sprint from the house, as he chases me naked and singing.

Needless to say, I never went back to that house, and I stopped doing the work for the garage.

/thread

i would have left after the 1st show, no matter what he said. thats seriously messed up. did you tell his father?

makes you wonder if the father was somehow involved..

Yes guys, no joke this really happened, I'm afraid I will never forget it, heh. The thing is, you never would have guessed it from the father. A totally normal guy, upstanding, owned his own business, well mannered.

We actually did tell him (phone call from the car after we got out of there). Apperantly the kid had had problems like this before, and had just gotten back from a stint at a correctional facility. So I guess it wasn't a surprise to the dad.

All I have to say is this: Knowing this about your son, why on earth do you send him home to your house, alone, with someone he's just met, to clean porn off your computer???? Thanks a lot.

Wow dude. I can't believe you even cleaned his computer rofl.

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: jagec
Bestiality's been the worst so far.

Basically this girl had all these music videos...so we're all sitting around the computer watching them after we get the problem fixed (something minor).
Well, we finish one, and open the next one...WTF!!!!!

I wonder what percentage of people actually do secretly like the truly bizarre stuff, like midgets and trannies and scat and bestiality and the like...maybe I should start a poll.

 

[bersl2]

Originally posted by: jagec
Bestiality's been the worst so far.

Basically this girl had all these music videos...so we're all sitting around the computer watching them after we get the problem fixed (something minor).
Well, we finish one, and open the next one...WTF!!!!!

I wonder what percentage of people actually do secretly like the truly bizarre stuff, like midgets and trannies and scat and bestiality and the like...maybe I should start a poll.

I think that if people were to actually answer such a survey honestly, it would be more than you think.

People are weird, and all of you need to accept this as fact and otherwise get over it.

 

[shoRunner]

kiddy porn, some real nasty stuff. the guy brought in his computer and authorized us to back up his stuff because his hard drive was bad (you'd think he would be smarter). guys in jail now though...seems the FBI and local police departments frown on that. unfortunately i missed when they came and arrested him when he came to pick it up, they had one of the techs call him and tell him it was ready, and then we were supposed to call the police and let him know he was on the way over and they would wait for him to pick it up and arrest him when he got it, well they didn't come for like 30 minutes so the tech had to stall him for that time, but finally they showed up and hauled the guy off.

oh and in a close 2nd, this older guy in a wheelchair brought in his laptop, it had some wierd white-ish residue on the keyboard, when the desktop loads up he has like 30 .mpg files on his desktop that are numbers. well the person working on it was curious and clicks on one and of course as it turns out its porn...he calls me over, i notice the residue on the keyboard and point it out to him and start laughing....

also seen some really wierd bestiality/anime, kid had like a naked unicorn women as his background with a bunch of other really wierd naked animal crosses.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: joedrake

Originally posted by: notfred
Naked pics of my mom.

It was my dad's computer.

No, I'm not making it up.

:shocked: Did you vomit?... 5 times?
Poke out your eyes?
Cry like a little girl?
Ever look at your mother again on the computer?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Kaervak

Originally posted by: cessna152
Freak in a good way?

Hell yeah. She's a massotherapist now, happy endings FTW.

Ever get any from her?

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: CaptainKahuna

Originally posted by: LumbergTech

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: CaptainKahuna
I will re-post what I posted in an earlier, similar thread. I (sadly) definitely win this one:

OK, so I do work for this auto garage, and the owner is a pretty cool guy, but his 13 year old fat son is strange. He looks exactly like the kid from King of the Hill. He's always watching exactly what I do on the computer, and asking all these really odd questions (Do you know how to hack computers? Because I dropped mine down the stairs once...) (wtf).
Anyway, one day I'm working at the garage, and the owner mentions that something's wrong with his home PC. I've got a slow day, so I offer to ride over there and check it out. "Oh, I'll send my son with you to show you where everything is". SH*T So the kid and I get in the car, and drive over to the house.
So we get there, and the computer is full of spyware. But the internet temp files are all full of porn, porn bookmarks, etc. So I think this is because of the spyware, but the kid is standing over my shoulder, and starts going on about how he loves these blowup dolls that are in his bookmarks. So I'm like ok, whatever, I'm deleting these, don't go to them again.

So the kid leaves, and I'm going about cleaning off the PC. I hear a noise behind me, the kid is back, but this time, HE'S WEARING HIS MOM'S LINGERIE. A lacy bra and panties and nothing else! He's got toilet paper stuffed in the bra, and he starts dancing around making noises and talking about blowup dolls. At this point I tell him to put some clothes on, and that I'm leaving now. I start to get up and leave as soon as humanly possible, and he's like "wait, I'll leave". So he runs out of the room.

Against my better judgement I stay to finish the computer (it's almost clean). 3 minutes later I hear the door open again...and it's gotten worse. The kid is NAKED! And he starts singing/screaming and gyrating around, his fat flapping against himself. At this point I leap out of my chair and sprint from the house, as he chases me naked and singing.

Needless to say, I never went back to that house, and I stopped doing the work for the garage.

/thread

i would have left after the 1st show, no matter what he said. thats seriously messed up. did you tell his father?

makes you wonder if the father was somehow involved..

Yes guys, no joke this really happened, I'm afraid I will never forget it, heh. The thing is, you never would have guessed it from the father. A totally normal guy, upstanding, owned his own business, well mannered.

We actually did tell him (phone call from the car after we got out of there). Apperantly the kid had had problems like this before, and had just gotten back from a stint at a correctional facility. So I guess it wasn't a surprise to the dad.

All I have to say is this: Knowing this about your son, why on earth do you send him home to your house, alone, with someone he's just met, to clean porn off your computer???? Thanks a lot.

who's we? was there someone else with yoU?

 

[Kyanzes]

Repaired a comp for a guy and found porn pics in a folder. It's nothing unusual, but the name of the folder was 'handjob'.

When repaired a comp for a couple (they brought it together) I found nude pics of the wife.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: zylander
Kiddie porn. We glanced in the recent documents and saw a file called arching boy, we thought it was a video game......boy were be wrong...

Did you report it?... that is f'ed up

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97

Originally posted by: notfred
Naked pics of my mom.

It was my dad's computer.

No, I'm not making it up.

ahahhahahaahah


scarring.

I would have to go to counseling if I saw that.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: joedrake

Originally posted by: CaptainKahuna
I will re-post what I posted in an earlier, similar thread. I (sadly) definitely win this one:

OK, so I do work for this auto garage, and the owner is a pretty cool guy, but his 13 year old fat son is strange. He looks exactly like the kid from King of the Hill. He's always watching exactly what I do on the computer, and asking all these really odd questions (Do you know how to hack computers? Because I dropped mine down the stairs once...) (wtf).
Anyway, one day I'm working at the garage, and the owner mentions that something's wrong with his home PC. I've got a slow day, so I offer to ride over there and check it out. "Oh, I'll send my son with you to show you where everything is". SH*T So the kid and I get in the car, and drive over to the house.
So we get there, and the computer is full of spyware. But the internet temp files are all full of porn, porn bookmarks, etc. So I think this is because of the spyware, but the kid is standing over my shoulder, and starts going on about how he loves these blowup dolls that are in his bookmarks. So I'm like ok, whatever, I'm deleting these, don't go to them again.

So the kid leaves, and I'm going about cleaning off the PC. I hear a noise behind me, the kid is back, but this time, HE'S WEARING HIS MOM'S LINGERIE. A lacy bra and panties and nothing else! He's got toilet paper stuffed in the bra, and he starts dancing around making noises and talking about blowup dolls. At this point I tell him to put some clothes on, and that I'm leaving now. I start to get up and leave as soon as humanly possible, and he's like "wait, I'll leave". So he runs out of the room.

Against my better judgement I stay to finish the computer (it's almost clean). 3 minutes later I hear the door open again...and it's gotten worse. The kid is NAKED! And he starts singing/screaming and gyrating around, his fat flapping against himself. At this point I leap out of my chair and sprint from the house, as he chases me naked and singing.

Needless to say, I never went back to that house, and I stopped doing the work for the garage.

/thread

I don't know whether to laugh... or cry...

EDIT: LMFAOROFL :laugh: LOLLOL

Some kids seriously need counseling.

 

[lokiju]

When I was working for the County, I went to a detention center to update some computers there, I was working on one of the guards PC's in an office and at that time I would delete their temporary Internet files as part of the my procedures, well I noticed in there that there were some odd names and realize that it's filled with kiddie porn. I called my manager and asked him what I should do, such as leave it so he can be reported or not and my manager told me to just delete it and not mention it.


I did delete it but still felt he should have been punished especially since he was in law enforcement and it was the county's sheriffs departments PC.

 

[aswedc]

Originally posted by: lokiju
When I was working for the County, I went to a detention center to update some computers there, I was working on one of the guards PC's in an office and at that time I would delete their temporary Internet files as part of the my procedures, well I noticed in there that there were some odd names and realize that it's filled with kiddie porn. I called my manager and asked him what I should do, such as leave it so he can be reported or not and my manager told me to just delete it and not mention it.


I did delete it but still felt he should have been punished especially since he was in law enforcement and it was the county's sheriffs departments PC.

Wow, just wow.

 

[theknight571]

One of my wife's friends brought her PC over for me to take a look at, since it was running slow and she wanted me to install a CDRW since she'd just gotten a new digital camera and wanted to be able to burn the pics to CD.

I started looking at the PC...lots of spyware etc... nothing I hadn't seen before.

Ended up not being able to clean off all of the spyware asked her if I could rebuild from scratch...she said go for it.

So...while backing up her files I came across some pics of her, in (and out) of various leather outfits, getting whipped/spanked/etc.

It was most interesting... lol

Apparently she's big into S&M and the like... she likes to share stories of her weekend adventures with my wife.

 

[bernse]

So, she just shared stories with your wife or had her weekend adventures with your wife?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: aswedc

Originally posted by: lokiju
When I was working for the County, I went to a detention center to update some computers there, I was working on one of the guards PC's in an office and at that time I would delete their temporary Internet files as part of the my procedures, well I noticed in there that there were some odd names and realize that it's filled with kiddie porn. I called my manager and asked him what I should do, such as leave it so he can be reported or not and my manager told me to just delete it and not mention it.


I did delete it but still felt he should have been punished especially since he was in law enforcement and it was the county's sheriffs departments PC.

Wow, just wow.

There is a chacne that the guy was tracking sex offenders.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: lokiju
When I was working for the County, I went to a detention center to update some computers there, I was working on one of the guards PC's in an office and at that time I would delete their temporary Internet files as part of the my procedures, well I noticed in there that there were some odd names and realize that it's filled with kiddie porn. I called my manager and asked him what I should do, such as leave it so he can be reported or not and my manager told me to just delete it and not mention it.


I did delete it but still felt he should have been punished especially since he was in law enforcement and it was the county's sheriffs departments PC.

what if it was evidence?

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: lokiju
When I was working for the County, I went to a detention center to update some computers there, I was working on one of the guards PC's in an office and at that time I would delete their temporary Internet files as part of the my procedures, well I noticed in there that there were some odd names and realize that it's filled with kiddie porn. I called my manager and asked him what I should do, such as leave it so he can be reported or not and my manager told me to just delete it and not mention it.


I did delete it but still felt he should have been punished especially since he was in law enforcement and it was the county's sheriffs departments PC.

what if it was evidence?

As in evidence for a case he was working on?

If that's what you meant then there is no chance in hell, he was a guard in a womens detention center, it was a desktop not a laptop and was permanently located at the guards desk, sure there is a chance of it being used by other guards there but they are all employed by and for the county's sheriff department.

 

[theknight571]

Originally posted by: bernse
So, she just shared stories with your wife or had her weekend adventures with your wife?

Just shared stories.

But she does keep trying to talk the wife and I into joining them for a weekend.

S&M doesn't do anything for me or the wife.... although if we went along as merely spectators.... hmmmm

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: notfred
Naked pics of my mom.

It was my dad's computer.

No, I'm not making it up.

Man, they must really have quite the relationship even after all these years. I can see that if you've just met somebody or want to meet them, but married all these years and still want to have nekkid pics of them?

 

[dandruff]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: notfred
Naked pics of my mom.

It was my dad's computer.

No, I'm not making it up.

Man, they must really have quite the relationship even after all these years. I can see that if you've just met somebody or want to meet them, but married all these years and still want to have nekkid pics of them?

prolly swingers. we have pics of each other for exchanging with other cpls before we meet them ... pretty standard ...

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: notfred
Naked pics of my mom.

It was my dad's computer.

No, I'm not making it up.

Man, they must really have quite the relationship even after all these years. I can see that if you've just met somebody or want to meet them, but married all these years and still want to have nekkid pics of them?

I've got naked pics of my wife on my PC.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: notfred
Naked pics of my mom.

It was my dad's computer.

No, I'm not making it up.

Man, they must really have quite the relationship even after all these years. I can see that if you've just met somebody or want to meet them, but married all these years and still want to have nekkid pics of them?

I've got naked pics of my wife on my PC.

Do you swing too?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

I've got naked pics of my wife on my PC.

Do you swing too?

Not at all.