What's the worst lie you ever told while trying to get laid?

[Iron Woode]

"I promise it won't hurt"

 

[sao123]

I got asked to come help this girl with chemistry homework.
We had sex that night after doing her homework and studying for the final exam.

I found out later she had like 104% in the class and was final exempt...

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: rmrf

Originally posted by: HotChic

Not applicable. Virgin til married, never lied for that purpose.

Suckers.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I've never lied for that purpose.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: sao123
I got asked to come help this girl with chemistry homework.
We had sex that night after doing her homework and studying for the final exam.

I found out later she had like 104% in the class and was final exempt...

wow gg

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Eghck

Originally posted by: HotChic
Well?

you first...

Not applicable. Virgin til married, never lied for that purpose.

:music: 1800-Shenanigans :music:

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
"I love you"

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
I haven't lied to get laid but I'll post some of the lies I've heard other guys use. Some of my friends would say just about anything to get in a girl's pants through high school and college.

- "I'm rich"
- "I have a 9 inch *penis*"
- "I don't have a girlfriend"
- "Of course, I love you!"
- "Yes I want more than just sex from you"
- *some made up story showing what a bad-ass he is* <--- I was amazed how often this works
- "No, I don't sleep around"
- "You are special to me"
- "It'll be more than just one night"

er why are there stars around 'penis'?

 

[acemcmac]

I think thats really disgusting of guys to lead a girl on emotionally just to get in their pants...

ever heard of the phrase "you don't sh!t where you eat?"

Some other guy down the line is going to have to live with the fact that the girl of his dreams fell for that a dozen+ times :roll:

 

[Patt]

Never lied to get it ... found honesty worked well enough

 

[doze]

Originally posted by: BrianH1
"it's over between her and I"

QFT

 

[Zanix]

"It's just a reaction to the new laundry detergent. Nothing to worry about."

 

[slightlyhuman]

i don't lie. i tell them what i want, no lies or else ****** hits the fan.

 

[TheAdvocate]

Isn't polling ATOT about what to say to get laid like asking the French how to win a war?

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: sao123
I got asked to come help this girl with chemistry homework.
We had sex that night after doing her homework and studying for the final exam.

I found out later she had like 104% in the class and was final exempt...

:thumbsup:

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I've never lied for that purpose.

 

[funboy6942]

I would ask if they have any German in them and when they said no I asked if they would like a little

This is a lie because I dont have German in me but have about 8 inches of Polish

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I've never lied for that purpose.

Then you never been laid before....


lmao


Ausm

 

[Killercavecow]

"Nah Baby, you feel good, you don't feel loose at all."

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Patt
Never lied to get it ... found honesty worked well enough

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Ausm

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: Ausm

Originally posted by: Patt
Never lied to get it ... found honesty worked well enough

Ausm<---Searching for the puke bucket Icon!



Ausm

I've bent the truth to get some before....

"hun, it is my fault, I'm sorry...."

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Eghck

Originally posted by: HotChic
Well?

you first...

Not applicable. I'm female...I don't need to lie, or even talk to successfully get laid.

fixed.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: DAGTA
I haven't lied to get laid but I'll post some of the lies I've heard other guys use. Some of my friends would say just about anything to get in a girl's pants through high school and college.

- "I'm rich"
- "I have a 9 inch *penis*"
- "I don't have a girlfriend"
- "Of course, I love you!"
- "Yes I want more than just sex from you"
- *some made up story showing what a bad-ass he is* <--- I was amazed how often this works
- "No, I don't sleep around"
- "You are special to me"
- "It'll be more than just one night"

er why are there stars around 'penis'?

Penis wasn't the actual word used. Substitute more commonly spoken synonyms.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SilentZero
"I love you"

yep, that's the one i was looking for. i think guys do break out the "L-bomb" for nookie.

 

[phreakah]

isnt there a song about the 3 biggest lies?