What's the worst thing a parent could say to their kid?

[JujuFish]

"Yes, you can have that... and that... and that..."

Seriously, spoiling a child is pretty bad.

 

[us3rnotfound]

the worst thing a parent could say would be to say nothing

 

[walrus]

"You are a millstone around my neck" I was 7 at the time, he said it to my sister too.

 

[everman]

I got the last beer, sorry

er actually, the worst they could do is say yes to everything.

 

[NaOH]

"Your mom and I are siblings."

 

[SlitheryDee]

"Be nice to your sis...mother, I mean."

 

[drinkmorejava]

When you were born you had a terminal brain tumor that we never told you about. From your last check-up we know you're going to die within the week.

 

[potato28]

Nothing....

 

[Krioni]

I was friends with a girl in high school whose dad said "This is your fault" and then killed himself in front of her. He did this when she was about 7 or 8 years old.

That girl was royally eff'd up in the head.

I always felt bad for her. I don't think there's any fixing something like that... no matter how many times you visit the shrink.

 

[Doboji]

Sure son, you can have a hit off of my crack pipe.

 

[Toasthead]

I wish you were never born.

 

[archcommus]

You always have been and always will be an utter failure in life.

 

[smut]

not sure if its been said, I dont have time right now to read 7 pages but,


your mom should have swallowed you!

 

[Patt]

"Goodbye"

 

[Circlenaut]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
Good luck on college, i'm moving to florida.

Tis what my mom said... She's moving to her house in florida for a few months then to brazil.

 

[Circlenaut]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: eLiu
you were an accident? (i was, apparently)

I was an accident of two accidents. Both parents were accidents. I was an accident.

Rofl I was "unexpected".

 

[Mith192]

"Whats your name again"

 

[Circlenaut]

Originally posted by: Krioni
I was friends with a girl in high school whose dad said "This is your fault" and then killed himself in front of her. He did this when she was about 7 or 8 years old.

That girl was royally eff'd up in the head.

I always felt bad for her. I don't think there's any fixing something like that... no matter how many times you visit the shrink.

Jesus f'ing crist. Reminds me of a story in florida a while back where the father was bipolar, had a manic attack and shot the mother while she was running. The older son has to shot the father in order to protect him and his brother.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Krioni
I was friends with a girl in high school whose dad said "This is your fault" and then killed himself in front of her. He did this when she was about 7 or 8 years old.

That girl was royally eff'd up in the head.

I always felt bad for her. I don't think there's any fixing something like that... no matter how many times you visit the shrink.

Wow. Owned for life by her dad!

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: Queasy
If you want to get technical, both of my kids were accidents too. We were barely married a month when our son was conceived and we weren't planning to have a baby so soon.

The doctor said it would be something like six months before my wife could get pregnant after going off some kind of birth control (forget the name). Six weeks later we found out she was preggers again.

LOL my parents were told the same thing 24 years ago.. then 9 months after that my older sister was born!

 

[Blazin Trav]

Probably the worst thing you could say to their kid is that they are a "RyanSengara."

 

[bennny]

Originally posted by: bigrash
"you're adopted"

what's wrong with adoption? I'm adopted, my parents told me that when i asked why i dont look like them. And? n1.

 

[bluemax]

I know there's a few jokes in here and all, but I can't see why some of you can find this thread funny at all.

Cruel, evil parenting has got the be the worst travesty there is. Telling your kids these vile things is the mental equivalent of the destruction caused from raping them.

Wonder what's wrong with people today? Start here. Parenting.

Selfish, worthless lumps of flesh that screw around, and care less about the child they produced than their stupid car or big, honkin' TV set. Oh people do love their TV's these days. Both parents gotta' work to pay for the Hummer and home theater, so screw you kids! Off to daycare! Bye! See you in 12 hours... later if we go out to dinner first!

 

[dopcombo]

My parents got divorced about 3 years ago, and they managed to royally screw my brother's mind upside down, cos he was only in high school at the time.

They kept playing him against each other, saying things like "Son, you know I love you more. Your father is going away with another woman" or "Son, your mother is insane. Try to spend more time with your brother if you can".

Now my brother, who used to be really outgoing and athletic, has become a very quiet, introverted type of guy. His first gf left him cos he kept acting weird.

I just wish I could have him move over to my place so he can be more normal. He's currently living with my mother, who seems to have become even more psychotic after the divorce was official.

 

[JBT]

we're moving in.