I said the same thing, but the kid was a stillborn. I wanted to just unzip myself out of my skin.
Oh wow, that's really horrible. I've been afraid of that in the past. Someone says their wife is pregnant then you don't see them for awhile and they catch you on IM or something and its that game of "do I ask and risk that being the answer?"
Another one I just recalled.
I overheard some office hottie chatting to some other office hottie back at a place I used to work awhile ago. Floor was full of about 100 nerdy dudes and these 2 decent looking chicks that did the "social media" for the company.
We had this lame "agile" seating that was basically just desk with wheels so we could rearrange all the time or move to a different area. There was literally no offices at all on the floor. Not even the CTO had one.
Anyway...these social media ladies sit right next to my groups "bull pen" we made and they'd just yap and yap and yap non stop all damn day. One day I hear one say to the other though something about doctors visit, sonogram, pregnant, other girl is all giddy and excited sounding for her, etc.. So I assume she's pregnant.
I just in passing mention this to my buddy at work who thinks he's a real ladies man and for some reasons decides the next time he walks past her desk to say "So I heard you're pregnant!"
Oops, wasn't her, was her sister that was.
She got somewhat offended and said "Why I'm SOOO insulted you'd say that!"
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing and he was all "WTF YOU SET ME UP!!!!"