What's the worst thing you ever just blurted out?

[Joseph F]

How is this relevant to the thread?

 

[CZroe]

How is this relevant to the thread?

I just blurted it out. Enjoy.

 

[marmasatt]

This thread was pretty epic until this. Up for anyone who missed it.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Saying my wifes sisters name during sex

 

[nageov3t]

driving in the car with 2 females....

"god damn, all this Rihanna on the radio makes me empathize with Chris Brown."

D:

one time, my cousin and I were in a huge argument and I pulled out the "at least my mom doesn't have cancer!" card :'( I was only like 6 years old, but I still feel like a raging asshole for that one, especially since my cousin didn't know about it (I guess they'd been trying to shield him, but no one told my 6 year-old ass that)

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

driving in the car with 2 females....

"god damn, all this Rihanna on the radio makes me empathize with Chris Brown."

D:

one time, my cousin and I were in a huge argument and I pulled out the "at least my mom doesn't have cancer!" card :'( I was only like 6 years old, but I still feel like a raging asshole for that one.

she got a IQ of 118! Can you beat that? Chris Brown can

 

[MotionMan]

Saying my wifes sisters name during sex

Who were you having sex with at the time?



MotionMan

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Who were you having sex with at the time?



MotionMan

The wife who you think

 

[Maleficus]

I was in history class in high school and some friends of mine were copying homework or something and the teacher walked in, and for reasons I will never understand I basically yelled 'They're cheating' pointing and all. I'm sure the look on my face conveyed my confusion.

 

[MotionMan]

The wife who you think

Just checking.

MotionMan

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

I was in history class in high school and some friends of mine were copying homework or something and the teacher walked in, and for reasons I will never understand I basically yelled 'They're cheating' pointing and all. I'm sure the look on my face conveyed my confusion.

Brilliant lol
My friend did that in a supermarket yelling before the door pointing at some strange children theyre stealing theyre stealing and then he walked out with 5 lunchbars and a hustler in his pants

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Just checking.

MotionMan

but her sister was walking by actually

 

[IndyColtsFan]

They had opened a live meeting and shared out their entire desktop during the meeting. Being the inquisitive types we are we asked many questions over the course of the meeting. When the meeting was over, a few moments pass and I hear "That little bitch!" from one of my coworkers (we were already in another meeting). It turns out, that the woman sharing her desktop hadn't stopped sharing and her and the other woman were in an IM bashing our entire team including the manager. Some of the things they said should have got them fired IMO because they were just downright rude.

Reminds me of a story at my last company. My boss and coworker (I was not working there at the time) were having a conference call with a plant manager and some of this staff. Well, this plant manager hated IT and was a douchenozzle deluxe. Anyway, my boss said "Hey, I need to put you on mute for a second." The boss did that, but apparently, the retard plant manager didn't realize that it didn't mute HIS mic, only my boss' mic. So he went off on a tirade about how stupid and inept IT was and how these guys were all idiots, etc. My boss just sat there and laughed and when they got back on the call, mentioned that he just had them muted and not on hold. You could've heard a pin drop.

 

[Imp]

My friend, a fat and self-conscious girl, mentioned ordering poutine and how good it was at BK: I blurted out "but not for you"...

Was having lunch with a friend whom was interested in me, made it obvious, yet also made it known early on that she had a boyfriend, but then said they broke up (both parts were a big lie overall). She was talking about some guy at her new office and how he was always hot/cold towards her. Conversation turned to me talking about some hot girl/friend at work who kept trying to get my attention despite having a boyfriend (relationship issues at time), and I said something about "WTF, she has a boyfriend, hell is she doing". Woops... So, I essentially called the girl I was having lunch with a slut. She gave me a dumbfounded face, but stayed quiet.

Related to the above, and not so much what I said, but what I did. Same girl, different lunch date a few months earlier. Only problem was I think she thought it was a "date", I just went to hang out. When I dropped her off at her building, she asked for a hug: I gave her a "friend" hug with one arm around the shoulder, one around the lower torso. She just stood there with a "WTF" expression on her face as I walked away. She would otherwise always initiate the hug with her arms around my neck. No, we don't talk anymore...

 

[JTsyo]

I was introduced to this guy's new GF by him, and I mentioned that I had a dog with the same name. She took offence, somewhat.

Did you phrase it "now you have 2 bitches named ..."?

 

[Locut0s]

but her sister was walking by actually

Walking by while you were having sex with your wife? I want to know more about this household of yours. :hmm:

 

[SearchMaster]

My wife, me, and my 5 year old son were riding back to our hotel late one night on the Disney World shuttle. In an effort to keep the passengers awake, the bus driver was telling jokes.

"Why can't Cinderella play basketball?", she asked.

My son blurts out, "because she's a GIRL!!!"

My wife was horrified, I was LMAO.

 

[MotionMan]

My wife, me, and my 5 year old son were riding back to our hotel late one night on the Disney World shuttle. In an effort to keep the passengers awake, the bus driver was telling jokes.

"Why can't Cinderella play basketball?", she asked.

My son blurts out, "because she's a GIRL!!!"

My wife was horrified, I was LMAO.

:thumbsup:

Teaching him well.

MotionMan

 

[Printer Bandit]

My wife, me, and my 5 year old son were riding back to our hotel late one night on the Disney World shuttle. In an effort to keep the passengers awake, the bus driver was telling jokes.

"Why can't Cinderella play basketball?", she asked.

My son blurts out, "because she's a GIRL!!!"

My wife was horrified, I was LMAO.

She ran away from the ball.

 

[Dulanic]

Mine had to be when I was around 8 or so. It was Christmas day and we were opening gifts and it was my turn. I opened a sweater from my aunt and my mom said oh that sweater looks so nice! I responded with.. This has to be the ugliest fucking sweater I have ever seen!

I still get shit for that 20+ years later.

 

[shortylickens]

Retracted.


Knowing the mods here they would take it as an assault on the handicapped and african-americans. I cant risk the chance.

 

[pontifex]

i'm sure i have said something but nothing i can think of so it must not have been too bad.

I do remember one time at my last job were were upgrading a bunch of PCs or something and we had walkie talkies or something to communicate across the plant. THe same walkie talkies that the plant workers used.

Someone said something to me and I made a comment about some plant workers not knowing something about PCs or some such thing, nothing too bad though, but one at least one of them heard it and said "i heard that" over the walkie talkie. Was kind of embarrassing because I was friendly with the plant workers and had nothing against them, but some weren't really that computer literate.

Oh, i just remembered something I blurted out. Back in HS I was working part time and there was this girl that I liked who worked there too. She asked me to work for her one day and I did. Turned out to be a really shitty day and she called me after I got home and asked how I was. I kind of rudely said "i had to work for someone tonight and it sucked" completely forgetting that I was working for her.

 

[iGas]

Accidentally called my current SO by my ex gf name.

 

[nageov3t]

Accidentally called my current SO by my ex gf name.

how'd that work out?

I've forgotten my boyfriend's name a couple of times, but it was a split second, brain fart kinda thing.

 

[litttlechica]

My wife, me, and my 5 year old son were riding back to our hotel late one night on the Disney World shuttle. In an effort to keep the passengers awake, the bus driver was telling jokes.

"Why can't Cinderella play basketball?", she asked.

My son blurts out, "because she's a GIRL!!!"

My wife was horrified, I was LMAO.

That's hilarious - I read this out loud to my family and had them all laughing.