What's up with the nipples?

[Regine]

Did anybody say "nipples"?

I don't find the nipples as disturbing as the stark-naked mannequins. And it's not that the stores just leave them bare while they find some other clothes to put on them - sometimes they stay nude for the longest time.

 

[Tauren]

toolgirl - The fact that you noticed the length of time they are naked disturbs me. Fetish???

 

[Regine]

No, not a mannequin fetish. It's called working at the mall
I'd have to walk by the stores on a daily basis where I'd notice it.

 

[yobarman]

Manicans rule. I want to put one up outside my house to keep dogs and small children away.

If they make hard nipples, do they have hard-on male manicans? just wondering, don't ask

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

ya know... remembering my gf's 34Ds sitting atop her 28 inch waist, the phrase "hot, sweaty breasts" is very, VERY distracting.

 

[dennilfloss]

Male mannequins never have a hard-on because they are based on Brad Pitt.

Oh Brad! Oh Janet! (RHPS)

 

[OrByte]

I dont know why I even bother looking at other boards for laughs..... Dennil has the sharpest wit around. Thanks for an entertaining thread!!!



Isla- who told you that you needed to cover them up and why?
seems strange......

 

[Zapster]

I also have noticed the nipples. I'm not sure that is realistic though. My last girlfriend had inverted nipples, and my current girlfriend has one regular, and one inverted. Someone should start a poll to see what the norm is. I sort of like one of each. This way I can choose the breast for the mood I am in. Innie or Outie!

 

[yobarman]

ahahahahah Zap that's hilarious.

"Honey, I think i'll take the inverted one today, do you mind?"

 

[Isla]

OrByte

My mother in law said something to me about it! She told me it was rude for me not to wear a padded bra. For the record, she is coming over for dinner in less than an hour and I am looking for the thinnest dress I have.

Among the easily offended church goers down South, perky erectile tissue such as mine has been frowned upon in the past. So, me and my nipples have been persona non grata in certain circles. I really AM happy that they are everywhere now. Mine don't stand out as much now.

Oh, and hot and sweaty is good when you are nekkid or wearing a sports bra, but when you are going to the grocery store and getting steamed under the collar so to speak, it aint pretty.

 

[Regine]

Isla,
In high school we were teased to no end for "nipping out". Even the guys teased us - and you'd think they'd enjoy that erectile tissue being all perky

 

[MrAnderson]

Toolgirl, the only reason we teased you was because we wanted it.....well, just stating the opinions expressed by my friends

 

[dennilfloss]

Isla,

The trick is to wear mascara. No one ever noticed Tammy Faye Baker's erect nipples.

'xcept me.

Temptation Waits (Garbage)

 

[Regine]

<< Toolgirl, the only reason we teased you was because we wanted it..... >>


Well, at my high school that was one of the worst fashion mistake you could make - besides wearing navy blue and black together (explain that one to me!). So, either my male friends are all closet homosexuals or they're so sexually repressed that they simply couldn't bear to look at the female chest

 

[iamwiz82]

mranderson, ever straight male agrees with you =].

 

[thebestMAX]

TAMMY FAYE BAKER ??????

 

[dennilfloss]

Shame (Evelyn Champagne King)

 

[konichiwa]

<< Hot, sweaty breasts are not happy breasts >>

If they're hot and sweaty, somebody's happy...

 

[Scrapster]

What was the name of that movie where the female mannekin came to life and was dating some guy?

&quot;How 'bout them breasteses baby!&quot;

-Tman

 

[fobbman]

<< No one ever noticed Tammy Faye Baker's erect nipples. >>



fobbman runs from the room, scratching at his eyes

 

[fobbman]

<< What was the name of that movie where the female mannekin came to life and was dating some guy? >>



Um...it was called (get this) Mannequin

Oh, and I'd like to also announce that we here in the Pacific Northwest welcome with arms wide open all women with erect nipples.

Crap, why do I have that stupid Creed song in my head now? OUT, DAMNED POSER!!!

 

[thebestMAX]

<<Well, at my high school that was one of the worst fashion mistake you could make - besides wearing navy blue and black together (explain that one to me!). >>

Ours was green on Thursday. (Meant you were gay)
Did you have color day? Where you were supposed to wear the school colors?
We always wore black

 

[MrAnderson]

Thank you iamwiz82!

 

[Namuna]

The 'nipples' don't bother me.

What bothers me is big breasted gals with huge areolas...It's like having a BIG pair of eyes staring at you...It can be intimidating.

 

[Regine]

<< Did you have color day? Where you were supposed to wear the school colors? >>


Other than the navy blue/black rule we didn't have any &quot;color restrictions&quot;

On the first Friday of the month was &quot;Hat-day&quot;, where we could wear hats to school. Of course my friend and I would forget almost every single time


Namuna,

ROFL, my thoughts exactly!