What's with the "In Russia" jokes?

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Goldfish
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do you have stairs in your house?

 

[AnyMal]

In Russia the neff owns you

 

[Scarpozzi]

I first heard it on Wayne's World back in the day. Ahh....mammories!



oops.

 

[Goldfish]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Goldfish
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do you have stairs in your house?

i am protected

 

[AnyMal]

In Russia the thread hijacks you

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Welcome to last year (and geekdom). The 'In Russia' so-called funnies finally made it here.

 

[Platypus]

Honestly it's getting so bad that all the old recycled jokes are finally making it here, just like all your base, yatta, etc, were funny like a year ago, not anymore.

 

[Geekbabe]

It's just another way of saying "look at me,I'm stupid and I have a computer"

 

In Russia, jokes recycle you.

 

[stoner87]

Originally posted by: klah
There was a show in 1986 called "What A Country" with a Russian actor named Yakov Smirnoff.

This is the correct answer. He was a flash in the pan that burnt out quickly.

 

[CraigRT]

yeah the Russia jokes are confusing...

i have no idea.

 

[brxndxn]

In Russia, ban mods you. (Yup, I've said that before.)

 

[ScrapSilicon]

Originally posted by: JuMpR629

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
It's just another way of saying "look at me,I'm stupid and I have a computer"

In Russia, computer looks at you and says, "He's stupid."

uh oh

 

[ScrapSilicon]

Originally posted by: JuMpR629
In Russia, jokes recycle you.

hehe..slow you are..

hey baffled2 ..

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon

Originally posted by: JuMpR629
In Russia, jokes recycle you.

hehe..slow you are..

hey baffled2 ..

No need to take a gender test I am 100 % female and yes I can produce witnesses to that fact

 

NM

 

[PsychoAndy]

If you guys are going to steal something from the Simpsons....at least use the words "SOVIET UNION" with it correctly.

-PAB

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: minus1972
HAHAHA....it's funny because it works on anything.....

i have come to expect it in every thread i read.....it still hasn't stopped being funny, it's great!

 

[0roo0roo]

most recently mentioned on futurama. i think fry said in russia ice crushes u!, yakoff smirnoff said that. leela says no he didn't

 

[Nessal]

Originally posted by: LedZeppelin
Welcome to last year (and geekdom). The 'In Russia' so-called funnies finally made it here.

 

[TNTrulez]

In Russia the test takes you.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
It's just another way of saying "look at me,I'm stupid and I have a computer"

I don't need the "In Russia" joke to point that out. I'll say it straight up:

"look at me,I'm stupid and I have a computer"

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon

Originally posted by: JuMpR629
In Russia, jokes recycle you.

hehe..slow you are..

hey baffled2 ..

No need to take a gender test I am 100 % female and yes I can produce witnesses to that fact

I was expecting some "comments" on that last statement there.

Took the test. So is this a good thing? 80% confidence that I'm male, however, the dot diagram shows me almost precisely at the center....

i have come to expect it in every thread i read

In Russia, thread reads you!

From the test:
"Women are more likely to realize that clams
are alive (89%) than men (only 86%)."

WHAT?? Some people don't know that clams are alive? Sheesh...they should ask if ocean sponges are alive. That'd probably be a lot closer. (yes, they are alive, and they're animals, not plants.)

 

[DaFinn]

No need to take a gender test I am 100 % female and yes I can produce witnesses to that fact

In Soviet Russia, you need to produce female facts to witness that gender! ...huh?

 

[thomsbrain]

in russia the toilet poops you.

in russia the peanut butters you.

fun fun.