Whats your "Crap I'm not a kid anymore." moment?

[Childs]

When you realize the best part of you day is having a good bowel movement.

 

[zCypher]

I'd say the moment was when I first felt "tired" at night. As a young'n I'd never be tired, unless I had skipped a night of sleep or something. I recently got home from vacation in Trinidad & Tobago, and realized how tiring it was. Took me a little while to recover. Yesterday I sat down just watching some shows and having a few (3) beers, and I ended up passing out before it was even really late. Sad.

Then again, being lazy and not being as active as I should be is mostly my own fault so I can't really complain.

 

[BurnItDwn]

When I was 10 and my folks were splitting up and I essentially had to fend for myself and help take care of my little sis and bro.

 

[Jeff7]

When you realize the best part of you day is having a good bowel movement.

Or if you miss the usual time, within about 30 minutes your guts start yelling "Hey! You forget something, pal?

 

[highland145]

Guess this guy figured it out just a little too late.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/0...er-jumping-off-building-into/?test=latestnews

Smith suffered a laundry list of injuries, including broken heels, broken ankles and multiple broken vertebrae in his lower back, the report said.

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[Jeff7]

Guess this guy figured it out just a little too late.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/0...er-jumping-off-building-into/?test=latestnews

Smith suffered a laundry list of injuries, including broken heels, broken ankles and multiple broken vertebrae in his lower back, the report said.

Wow...with Stupid that severe, it's amazing he's lived as long as he has.


Sounds like a bunch of good physics problems in there too.
- Calculate his velocity upon reaching the ground.
- Based on the height and speed when he left the roof, determine how far he moved sideways before impact.
- Determine the G forces he experienced upon hitting the concrete.

 

[Oyeve]

Guess this guy figured it out just a little too late.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/0...er-jumping-off-building-into/?test=latestnews

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Gotta weed out the chaff!

 

[highland145]

Now we get to pay his disability for life.

 

[Childs]

Guess this guy figured it out just a little too late.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/0...er-jumping-off-building-into/?test=latestnews

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=botnU1lXaS8

 

[ghost recon88]

When they stopped showing Bugs Bunny on network television on Saturday morning.

 

[highland145]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=botnU1lXaS8

Didn't want to see that.

 

[DigiGuy777]

I'd say I knew I was old when they started referring to the music I listened to in High School as Classic Rock! At least they didn't say "THE OLDIES"

Then again, it could have been the day the Smithsonian Institute knocked on my door and asked if they could use me to Carbon date fossils.