This review is from: Durex - Variety Fish Bowl Condom, 144 Count (Health and Beauty)
Sure, the Durex Variety Bowl is a bargain - at less than 21 cents a condom, you'll be hard pressed to beat the price. And I'm sure the various types are nice and all. The problem for me is that I never got to use any of them.
After receiving this package, I opened it with a smile on my face. Condoms! Finally, my key to the world of safe, disease-free intercourse! I placed the bowl next to my bed, ready for action. And then I waited.
And waited. And waited. Night after night, I struck out. Each night, I returned home alone, and the bowl seemed to be mocking me, laughing and shaking like a bowl full of jelly. Or condoms.
This of course sent my self-esteem into a tailspin, which didn't help me any with the ladies. The vicious cycle just kept going round and round, until finally, the condoms expired.
Once I threw them out, a weight lifted off of me. I was no longer burdened by the pressures of these condoms! The sun was brighter! Soup was hotter! Stamps were self-adhesive!
Anyway, now I buy my condoms in smaller quantities. It's more expensive than bulk purchases of condoms like this, but far less expensive than twice-weekly sessions with a psychiatrist.