5:00AM - Wake up, dress, run on treadmill
5:45 - Shower
6:15 - off to work
7:00 - arrive at work, surf the internet til lunch
12:00 - lunch, sleep in car
1:00 - back to work, surf the internet til quitting time
3:30 - off, to home I go
4:30 - arrive at home with kid, play with kid til dinner
6:30 - dinner
7:00 - homework
9:00 - wife and kid are in bed, i watch tv, fap, then go to bed
11:00 - bed.
repeat, cept on fridays and saturdays, add the great herb in the evenings after everyone goes to bed, then extend the tv and fapping til 3 in the morning and throw in porking the wife somewhere too....