What's your favorite euphemism for breasts?

[AreaCode707]

Was in and out of a thread today where a guy referred to them as "headlights", and after a few times of skimming over the post, it suddenly struck me as very funny.

Other than the unoriginal (boobs, boobies, etc.) what do you call them?

 

[her209]

Funbags

 

[calvinbiss]

i like "dirty pillows" from Austin Powers

 

[Saint Nick]

the girls :laugh:

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: NightDarker
the girls :laugh:

Or the twins!

 

[Steve]

HotChics

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: her209
Funbags

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: calvinbiss
i like "dirty pillows" from Austin Powers

I could of swore he referred to them as "jumblies".

 

[Smartazz]

Originally posted by: her209
Funbags

lol, I've heard that recently too.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

cans?

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: calvinbiss
i like "dirty pillows" from Austin Powers

I could of swore he referred to them as "jumblies".

Pretty sure he used every euphemism available.

 

[SmoochyTX]

In order of common use, us girls refer to them as such around the office as:

Breasteses
Boobs
T!ts
The Twins
The Girls

 

[IronWing]

Huge tracts of land

 

[Ricochet]

Knock softly, but firm. I like soft, firm knockers.

 

[her209]

Oh I forgot one: Big Uns!

 

[cheapherk]

gaboonzas, but only if they are big.

 

[HN]

pluralization of last name

 

[Howard]

Boobs seems to be the term I use most frequently.

 

[Steve]

T.O.B.'s




(Tig ol' bitties!)

 

[iRONic]

Jugs

 

[effowe]

Sweater Puppies

 

[IEC]

Jubblies. I have no idea where that came from, but know a guy who uses that term...

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: iRONic
Jugs

 

[johnjbruin]

One of my friend likes to call them milk duds.
My vocabulary is simply boobies.

 

[slag]

dairy cannons

sweater kittens