What's Your Favorite Movie Quote?

[Arcadio]

"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

 

[brandonbull]

"You will not make this putt, you jackass!"

 

[Feldenak]

Not a single quote but probably one of my favorite scenes in a movie:

Reporter: Hey, word down at division is you guys can't take this hill. What do you have to say about that? In fact Senator Kennedy insists you guys haven't got a chance at all.
Sgt. Franz: You really like this shit, don't you? It's your job, a story, wait here like a fucking vulture for someone to die so you can take a picture.
Reporter: It's my job
Sgt Franz: I got more respect for those little bastards up on the hill. They take a side, you just take pictures. You probably don't even do your own fucking!
Reporter: What?
Sgt Franz: You listen to me. We're gonna take this fucking hill, Newsman. And if I catch you on top taking pictures of any of my people, I will blow your fucking head off. You haven't earned a right to be here. You got that?
(Reporter nods in stunned silence)
Sgt Franz: Now, unass my AO!

 

[Inspector Jihad]

yeah they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell.

 

[Fingolfin269]

"Whoop that trick."
"It's all in the reflexes."

 

[drum]

Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.

 

[urinesane]

"Its been emotional."

 

[mcurphy]

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

 

[SunnyD]

Indego: You keep using that word. I dunna think that word means what you think it means.

Followed closely by:

Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the brute squad!
Fezzig: I'm on the brute squad.
Miracle Mox: You ARE the brute squad. Come on in.

Of course:

Wesley: R.O.U.S.'s? I don't believe they exist.

But then again maybe:

Indego: Allo. My name is Indego Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die.
Six-Fingered Man: Would you stop saying that!

And finally:

Wesley: I wouldn't do that if I were you, Highness. There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Would be a pity to ruin such a pair.
Buttercup: Oh Wesley! I knew you'd come for me!
<Kissing>
Wesley: Gently!
Buttercup: At a time like this, all you can think to say is "Gentley?"
Wesley: GENTLEY!!!!!! **BAM** (Smacks head on headboard)

Hmm, maybe not finally:

Vincini: Inconceivable! Fezzig, put the girl down, she'll come with me. You take care of the man in black your way!
Fezzig: Oh, good. My way. ... What's my way?
Vincini: Pick up a big rock, hide behind that boulder. When his head comes into view, smash it with the rock!!!
Fezzig: My way is not very sportsman-like!

Oh that movie is just pure gold. I could go on.

 

[hanoverphist]

"You boys gonna pull those pistols or stand there whistlin' Dixie?" Outlaw Josie Wales.


that or "Dear Maya, I'm sorry about the other night. Love and kisses to all your pink parts. - George" from Kuffs

 

[SunnyD]

Other notables:

The Three Amigos -
Chevy Chase: "We raped the horses and rode off on the women!"
The crowd: "Yeah!!! We raped the horses... and... rode off... on the women?"

Stephen King - IT (I think):
Smell that fresh Dairy Air!

Armageddon:
I just wanted to feel the power between my legs.

Sixteen Candles:
- What's your name, son?
- Long.
- What's your last name?
- Dong.
- What's your middle name?
- Duck.

Robin Hood, Men in Tights:
- Hey! Blinkin!
Blinkin: Abe Lincoln? Where?

or

Blinkin: I can see! I CAN SEE!!!
(gets hit in head again)
Blinkin: Oh... nevermind.

or

Robin: Rabbi, what is it that you do?
Rabbi: I'm a moyle.
Robin: What's a "moyle"?
Rabbi: A moyle is is someone who performs circumcisions. It's all the rage. The women love it!
Crowd:
- I'll take one.
- I'll take one!
- I'll take TWO!
Robin: So friend rabbi, pray tell. How does this circumcision thing work?
Rabbi: (Pulls out miniature guillotine) Well first, you put your ker-schnizzle in this little device. Then I push this button, and ker-schnip! It lops the tip off!
Crowd groans:
- Err... on second thought...
- I just remembered, I'm allergic.

 

[Jeeebus]

Go ahead, threaten me like you have the American people for so long! You're part of a dying breed, Hapsburg, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: Drakkon
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Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.

whats that from?

Blazing Saddles ftmfw.

he forgot, in a different scene:

"Where's all the white women at?"

Same scene actually.


I'll contribute a great line from a vastly underappreciated movie:

"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

 

[chitwood]

p1 - Do you have any disgruntled employees?
p2 - Hell they're all disgruntled. My motto is do it my way or watch your butt!
p1 - Well do you think any of them could have done it?
p2 - Oh don't make me laugh. Without my say so, they wouldn't piss with their pants on fire.


-Raising Arizona

 

[gsellis]

Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

 

[ManchesterManson]

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

 

[thegimp03]

Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci in Casino): I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

 

[DrOff508]

You better grow eyes on the back of ur fucking head, cuz im not gonna sleep until worm r crawling out ur foam, rubber ass. im goin on safari motherfucker...SAFARI *elephant noise*
-robin williams in death to smoochy

 

[SphinxnihpS]

From DEAD MAN:

Do you know about Cole Wilson?

What kinda question is that? 'Course I know about Cole Wilson. Everybody knows about him. He's a livin' legend.

Fucked his parents.

He what?

He fucked his parents.

Both of'em?

Yeah. Mother. Father. Parents. Both of 'em. Fucked 'em.

Oh.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

From PULP FICTION:

You hear that Hillbilly boy?!?! I'ma get medieval on your ass.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

From NETWORK:

I'm mad as Hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!

 

[Fiat1]

put the candle back

 

[Possessed Freak]

It's a dickfer.
What's a dickfer?
To pee with.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

One of my favorite scenes from any film is the following from TAXI DRIVER. The guy who was cast for the part didn't show up, so Martin Scorsese had to fill in, and the result is one of the most terrific scenes in film history.

Pull over to the curb. Right over to the curb over there.
No, don't... the fucking meter!
What are you doing? What are you doing with the meter?
Did I tell you to do that with the meter?
Put the meter back, let the numbers go on.
I don't care what I have to pay. I'm not getting out.
Put the meter back on. Put it down.
Put it... That's right. Put it down!
That's right.
Why are you writing? Don't write!
Put the thing down. Just sit.
I didn't tell you to write. I said, "Pull over to the curb."
We're gonna sit here.
We're gonna sit.
Cabbie, you see that light up there? The window?
The light, the window up there on the second floor.
The one that's closest to the edge of the building.
The light up in the window, second story.
Are you blind? Do you see the light?
Yeah.
Yeah, you see it. Good.
See the woman in the window?
Do you see the woman in the window?
Yeah.
You see the woman. Good.
I want you to see that woman 'cause that's my wife.
But that's not my apartment.
It's not my apartment. You know who lives there?
You wouldn't know. I'm just saying, "But you know who lives there?"
A nigger lives there. How do you like that?
I'm gonna kill her.
There's nothing else. I'm gonna kill her.
What do you think of that?
I said, what do you think of that?
Don't answer.
You don't have to answer everything.
I'm gonna kill her with a . Magnum pistol.
I have a . Magnum pistol. I'm gonna kill her with that gun.
Did you ever see what a . Magnum would do to a woman's face?
It'll fucking destroy it. Just blow it right apart.
That's what it can do to her face.
Did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy? That you should see! That you should see...
You should see what a . Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy.
What's that?
I know you must think I'm, you know... You must think I'm pretty sick or something.
Right? You must think I'm pretty sick?
Right? I bet you really think I'm sick, right? You think I'm sick?
You think I'm sick?
You don't have to answer that. I'm paying for the ride.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

From MIDNIGHT EXPRESS:

You seem like a nice enough kid to me, Billy, but you try it and I'll blow your fucking brains out.