Yesterday I was watching conan the destroyer, and I realized something. There is this girl who has to remain a Virgin until she can be sacrificed. So this queen picks the captain of the guards to protect her virginity. And who does that happen to be, Wilt fucking Chamberlain. Thats right Wilt the dark hot beef log Chamberlain, the man who has claimed to have boned half the population of a small country. The man who banged 20,000 women, and taken god only knows how many virginities. He is chosen to protect some girls virginity, how fucked up is that, it makes one wonder.