My Thumb - 20 minutes ago..
Thumb Injury pics snipped D:
Those look water logged. Did you have soggy bandage on those wounds for a long time? WTF happened? Painful looking.
In that case:
I declare KGB Winner of the thread
damn dude, you average roughly 60 posts per day. You should spend more time brushing your teeth or playing in traffic.
What's "brushing your teeth" You mean those face/ mouth bone things...? Why would you brush them?