Whats your pickup line?

[J5im8yo]

Let's say you're on a date or saw a cute girl. What would you say to her? :light:

 

[Zenmervolt]

"Hi, I'm Zenmervolt. How are you?"

ZV

 

[brigden]

"Nice ****, fancy a shag?"

 

[TommyVercetti]

I use this one all the time*

"So what's your name?"







*Once every year when I talk to an actual female

 

[Sluggo]

Generally after I lick my eyebrows, few words are needed.

 

[pulse8]

I'll bet you $10 that you're not wearing any underwear.

 

[calpha]

I ask my wife what must I do to become your sex slave?

[edit]
GD IT I can't spell worth a flyin f***
[/edit]

 

[eakers]

i'm eakers from the internet, you might know me from vidman or anandtech, want my icq number?

 

[newt]

most pick-up lines i have heard are "hi, i am ......, what's your name?" and "wanna dance?"
not very creative, but definately most used.

 

[Yeeny]

"Hi."

Works like a charm for me pretty much every time.

 

[Eli]

"Hey baby, wanna wrestle?"

 

[stevens]

Ok well i am part american indian and i have used this as a joke before:

"Hey do u have any indian in you? Do u want some?"

It gets a good laugh out of my friends, but its never been to successful.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: eakers
i'm eakers from the internet, you might know me from vidman or anandtech, want my icq number?

As a matter of fact I do know you from Anandtech, and I would definitely like your ICQ number. (Just yankin' your chain. haha.)

ZV

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: brigden
"Nice ****, fancy a shag?"

Nice dick? Nice what you freaking weirdo?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: brigden
"Nice ****, fancy a shag?"

Nice dick? Nice what you freaking weirdo.

 

[jurzdevil]

someone wrote gullable on the ceiling, look!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: brigden
"Nice ****, fancy a shag?"

Nice dick? Nice what you freaking weirdo.

:Q

My favorite pickup line is, "'Sup Bit*h!"

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: brigden
"Nice ****, fancy a shag?"

Nice dick? Nice what you freaking weirdo.

Rack
butt
tits
...

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: brigden
"Nice ****, fancy a shag?"

Nice dick? Nice what you freaking weirdo.

Rack
butt
tits
...

ass works better. No reason to use four letters.

 

[zbalat]

That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: eakers
i'm eakers from the internet, you might know me from vidman or anandtech, want my icq number?

As a matter of fact I do know you from Anandtech, and I would definitely like your ICQ number. (Just yankin' your chain. haha.)

ZV

62907576

and... i have it memorized

*rowr*

 

[kami]

Sup bitch. Date?


Ah, a real classic one there.

I don't really have one. Hi usually works....

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: brigden
"Nice ****, fancy a shag?"

Nice dick? Nice what you freaking weirdo.

Rack
butt
tits
...

Tits.

 

[J5im8yo]

You look just like one of my girlfriends!

oh yeah? How many have you had?

One

 

[pyonir]

"Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?"