This should be a fun one. I'll start.
Before I sit on the toilet to do my do, I always make sure to pull back the shower curtain if it's closed. This is to ensure there is no one there waiting for me to drop trow and attack me with my pants down. Think about it, how screwed would you be if some serial killer attacked you while you were on the toilet?!
another one is while I'm eating my hands have to be clean. I usually end up with a large pile of napkins next to my plate once I'm done. Sucks during BBQ night
Before I sit on the toilet to do my do, I always make sure to pull back the shower curtain if it's closed. This is to ensure there is no one there waiting for me to drop trow and attack me with my pants down. Think about it, how screwed would you be if some serial killer attacked you while you were on the toilet?!
another one is while I'm eating my hands have to be clean. I usually end up with a large pile of napkins next to my plate once I'm done. Sucks during BBQ night