what's your worst "ahh you gotta be f*n kidding me" moment ?

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
52,856
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126
I've probably had a few but one that comes to mind is... I spent an hour making roster changes in an xbox game and I hit cancel after it all accidentally. :|
 

djheater

Lifer
Mar 19, 2001
14,637
2
0
In the sourse of a week....
My dad was diagnosed with cancer..
I got a ticket for an expired license sticker.. they let me off no proof of insurance
I lost the access card to my office and didn't discover it til I arrived at 4a to work becasue I was going to see my dad that afternoon...
On the way to my dad's I got another ticket for the license sticker and they again let me off no proof of insurance...
Next day I took my wifes car and the rear brakes failed goind seventy or so on the highway...

It was a pretty bad week.
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
52,856
1,048
126
Originally posted by: djheater
In the sourse of a week....
My dad was diagnosed with cancer..
I got a ticket for an expired license sticker.. they let me off no proof of insurance
I lost the access card to my office and didn't discover it til I arrived at 4a to work becasue I was going to see my dad that afternoon...
On the way to my dad's I got another ticket for the license sticker and they again let me off no proof of insurance...
Next day I took my wifes car and the rear brakes failed goind seventy or so on the highway...

It was a pretty bad week.
the last one + you still being alive = not that bad.
 

xSkyDrAx

Diamond Member
Sep 14, 2003
7,707
1
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Played NFS:U for about 2 days till race 91. 2 a.m in the morning, goes to save game, presses delete accidentally and clicked okay too fast. Me = fux0rzd
 

Zysoclaplem

Diamond Member
Sep 26, 2003
8,803
0
0
I was driving home in my 1988 Pontiac Firebird, and the throttle cable got stuck while I was doing 55 or so. Well I let off the gas to hit the break, and the car won't stop, won't slow. It actually started going faster. And faster. I was flying down the street freaking out that I was going to hit someone. I could not get the shifter to move at all (it was automatic). Eventually I slammed the shifter into neutral and coasted to a stop, my car was smoking.
I thought my car had had it.
And then some black dude comes limping up to my car. He looks at me, and then says, "You got any weed man?"
I just look at him and say no. Then he says, "What you got in yo bag?" He was looking inside my passenger window. I said I didn't have any weed. Then he decided to stick his hands in my car to go through my bag and said, "You sho you ain't got no weed?"
I told him to get his hands out of my fvcking car.
Then he looked at me, sized me up (I was actually bigger than him, and I am 5'7" 140lbs), and left. He was about to get the sh!t beat out of him, and I think he knew it.
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
23,449
38
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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I was driving home in my 1988 Pontiac Firebird, and the throttle cable got stuck while I was doing 55 or so. Well I let off the gas to hit the break, and the car won't stop, won't slow. It actually started going faster. And faster. I was flying down the street freaking out that I was going to hit someone. I could not get the shifter to move at all (it was automatic). Eventually I slammed the shifter into neutral and coasted to a stop, my car was smoking.
I thought my car had had it.
And then some black dude comes limping up to my car. He looks at me, and then says, "You got any weed man?"
I just look at him and say no. Then he says, "What you got in yo bag?" He was looking inside my passenger window. I said I didn't have any weed. Then he decided to stick his hands in my car to go through my bag and said, "You sho you ain't got no weed?"
I told him to get his hands out of my fvcking car.
Then he looked at me, sized me up (I was actually bigger than him, and I am 5'7" 140lbs), and left. He was about to get the sh!t beat out of him, and I think he knew it.

You should have shared. :|
 

Zysoclaplem

Diamond Member
Sep 26, 2003
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0
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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I was driving home in my 1988 Pontiac Firebird, and the throttle cable got stuck while I was doing 55 or so. Well I let off the gas to hit the break, and the car won't stop, won't slow. It actually started going faster. And faster. I was flying down the street freaking out that I was going to hit someone. I could not get the shifter to move at all (it was automatic). Eventually I slammed the shifter into neutral and coasted to a stop, my car was smoking.
I thought my car had had it.
And then some black dude comes limping up to my car. He looks at me, and then says, "You got any weed man?"
I just look at him and say no. Then he says, "What you got in yo bag?" He was looking inside my passenger window. I said I didn't have any weed. Then he decided to stick his hands in my car to go through my bag and said, "You sho you ain't got no weed?"
I told him to get his hands out of my fvcking car.
Then he looked at me, sized me up (I was actually bigger than him, and I am 5'7" 140lbs), and left. He was about to get the sh!t beat out of him, and I think he knew it.

You should have shared. :|

I should have hit him with my car.
 

MetalMat

Diamond Member
Jun 14, 2004
9,692
36
91
When I found out the hooker I got last night was an undercover cop, and was a dude :shocked:
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
23,449
38
91
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I was driving home in my 1988 Pontiac Firebird, and the throttle cable got stuck while I was doing 55 or so. Well I let off the gas to hit the break, and the car won't stop, won't slow. It actually started going faster. And faster. I was flying down the street freaking out that I was going to hit someone. I could not get the shifter to move at all (it was automatic). Eventually I slammed the shifter into neutral and coasted to a stop, my car was smoking.
I thought my car had had it.
And then some black dude comes limping up to my car. He looks at me, and then says, "You got any weed man?"
I just look at him and say no. Then he says, "What you got in yo bag?" He was looking inside my passenger window. I said I didn't have any weed. Then he decided to stick his hands in my car to go through my bag and said, "You sho you ain't got no weed?"
I told him to get his hands out of my fvcking car.
Then he looked at me, sized me up (I was actually bigger than him, and I am 5'7" 140lbs), and left. He was about to get the sh!t beat out of him, and I think he knew it.

You should have shared. :|

I should have hit him with my car.

LOL...that too.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
58,714
13,100
136
When I was in the military and every single career option I had signed up for had training at Keesler AFB... then when I got my orders, they were for Fort Gordon, GA.
And then, again, after I finished my training and was awaiting orders for my first base... I had filled up every overseas slot on my dream sheet, which usually means you're going overseas, and I got orders for Offutt AFB in Nebraska. So instead of going to a new place, I got sent somewhere I had already lived. And where my mom was stationed (she retired right around the time I actually got to the base).
 

Zysoclaplem

Diamond Member
Sep 26, 2003
8,803
0
0
Originally posted by: MetalMat
When I found out the hooker I got last night was an undercover cop, and was a dude :shocked:

What's even weirder was he didn't arrest you.
 

CrackRabbit

Lifer
Mar 30, 2001
16,641
58
91
1. Buying a car and having the transmission start to crap out on me 3 days later.
2. Getting the title from the state so I can get rid of it and finding they spelled my name wrong on it.
3. ???
4. No Profit here.
 
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