Whee-e-e-e! Look at me-e-e-e! I'm a SPAMMING TROLL!

[viper123]

So, can you help me put? Please

 

[futuristicmonkey]

Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
as tempting as it is to volunteer up my personal info to be circulated back and forth among marketing databases, make Gratis rich, and get you a "free" ipod...

the answer is FOAD

IMHO, these things are really an opportunity:

Don't use your personal info, but make up stuff chock-full of expletives, etc...

And help some newb get a free ipod while fvcking with these stupid, evil companies.

 

[viper123]

Yeah do that please.

 

[Baked]

If it's so easy, why do you need to post in a dozen different forums?

 

[viper123]

Because, I need people to subscribe to one of the site's sponser's

 

[Blain]

Please go sign up at another forum.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Astu222
atleast you guys handle it better than the people in the hot deals forum, they flip out and wish a horrible and slow death to the spammer. poor guy just wants an ipod,

I wish a horrible and slow death to him. I'll even go so far as to say that, if I were guaranteed amnesty, I'd be glad to do the deed myself. Think pliers.

 

[Baked]

/me still waiting for filter to auto ban people who start thread w/ free and ipod in title.

 

[viper123]

Awwwwww all I want is an iPod.

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: viper123
Awwwwww all I want is an iPod.

All I want is for you to step out infront of a moving bus. That's all. I don't ask for much in life.

 

[killershroom]

Originally posted by: viper123
Awwwwww all I want is an iPod.

Get a job and pay the $250 .... Its not that big of a price tag.

 

[viper123]

It's 300 dollar's not 250. But why would I pay if I had a shot of getting one for free?

 

[amol]

get a used one

$100 on ebay

 

[BentValve]

Originally posted by: viper123
It's 300 dollar's not 250. But why would I pay if I had a shot of getting one for free?

Because youve been banned?

 

[amol]

looks at buddy list . . .

Anandtech Moderator - Offline

*SIGH*

 

[viper123]

100 is too much money coming out of my pocket.

 

[cmp1223]

Woahhhhhhhhhhh! This is so cool guys! I just found this really cool trick, you dont need to sign up with viper, you can just start your own without helping him! And then just get five of your friends! Why help viper when you can do it without him! Thanks again viper, i hae five close friends that i'm sure will help me! FREE IPOD HERE I COME!

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Amol
looks at buddy list . . .

Anandtech Moderator - Offline

*SIGH*

it's how i feel right now...

 

[viper123]

Pleae help me out. I still need 5 referials. :*(

 

[t3hmuffinman]

Originally posted by: naruto1988
stupid people are so desperate for a free ipod...and they don't have friends to refer, so they go spamming on random forums.

 

[Ionizer86]

OMGOMGOMG Free iPod!!!!!!111oneone!

Give you a hint:
1) Job (ie work for what you want to obtain)
and/or
2) Duke University Class of 2008 (ie education)

 

[2Xtreme21]

I feel bad for this guy. No real friends in life to help him in his quest.

But hey, good news is, using your link, I got five of my real friends to sign up and I am currently jamming to music on my new iPod! Lmao... keep up the hard work buddy.

 

[Lyfer]

Viper123 you suck.

 

[viper123]

I want to be jamming to my new iPod to so help me please.

 

[Gurck]

Ever notice most of the free ipod scammers have the same avatar? I'm guessing it's the same person, probably Xiety, signing up through proxy servers. Apparently enough children browse AT (you can tell because of how prevalent "u" and "ur" is here) to fall for it and make this worth his while. Some people really don't deserve to live :|