When a chick asks you how "big" you are, do you tell her the truth?

[her209]

Or do you lie?

 

[Hyperblaze]

I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

 

[Rainsford]

Why would you lie? Chances are, if they are asking, they'll find out anyways. And the lying shows you are insecure about it, and we all know how much women love sexually insecure guys

 

[angedinoir]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

QFT

Besides that it's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the magician.

 

[Yossarian]

hm I have never been asked that question.

 

[aplefka]

I've been asked that question maybe twice, and both times I told the truth. Why bother lying?

 

[JoeKing]

yup!


plus or minus 7" depending how cold it is.

 

[dug777]

I've never been asked....it's not as if it should ever be an issue (unless it's microscopic )...

 

[keldysh]

Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

 

[91TTZ]

I don't know what kind of decent girl would ask that kind of question. If she asks, I'll tell her where she can find an 18" dild*.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

Engrish?

If that last sentence says what I think it does, you must be hung like Long Dong Silver.

 

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

Weird... I'm hung like peter north and rock chalk boards like einstein.

 

[AaronB]

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

Whiskey!

 

[rickn]

with or without the assistance of mirror magnification?

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

Weird... I'm hung like peter north and rock chalk boards like einstein.

haha

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: aplefka
I've been asked that question maybe twice, and both times I told the truth. Why bother lying?

Really? They ask me all the freaking time. I just smile and don't answer them.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

Weird... I'm hung like peter north and rock chalk boards like einstein.

:laugh:

 

[VirginiaDonkey]

what if you are asked....are you a grower, or a show-er?

 

[dsfunk]

If she asks, I just show her

a picture is worth a thousand words

 

[Attrox]

Originally posted by: dsfunk
If she asks, I just show her

a picture is worth a thousand words

If she asks, I just asked her to feel it herself

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

"there's only one way for you to find out *wink* *wink*"

 

[silverpig]

I ask her how big her corn hole is.



j/k

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: silverpig
I ask her how big her corn hole is.



j/k

winnar!

:beer:

 

[yoda291]

Yes, I tell the truth,

Then I usually manage to leave before she stops laughing.