When a chick asks you how "big" you are, do you tell her the truth?

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: aplefka
I've been asked that question maybe twice, and both times I told the truth. Why bother lying?

same here,maybe 3 times.

Not much more than a mouthful.

 

[funboy6942]

Ask a girl how old they are or how much they weigh and do you get a truthful answer about that? NO! So this is equal to that question and besides when I am asked I tell them I got a size 15 shoe what do you think.

And besides it not about how big the boat is its the motion of the ocean that counts

 

[Engineer]

Mam...

Do you want me to walk up and put it in?...

or


Do you want me to put it in and walk up?!?!

:Q:Q:shocked:



(J/k)

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

blah blah blah

 

[radioouman]

I'm 6'5" and I think they are curious about tall guys

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: radioouman
I'm 6'5" and I think they are curious about tall guys

you just tell them you can have sex from across the room

 

[Wadded Beef]

they usually find out on their own

 

[sharkeeper]

Age plays a factor when that question is pulled too!

 

[BillyBatson]

if i choose to answer (depending on how comfortable i am with the persoN) i tell the truth

 

[rickn]

pushing the ruler into your bladder doesn't count either

 

[gshock888]

well at least i dont wear MiracleBriefs to make my gun look bigger than it really is.

unless she's stacked, if she asks me i tell her to STFU and Bend Over! b!tch

 

[Landroval]

I would never think to ask that but I did have some guy I did not know too well tell me he had a very small penis. I really was not sure what to say :Q

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: Landroval
I would never think to ask that but I did have some guy I did not know too well tell me he had a very small penis. I really was not sure what to say :Q

tell him to buy a strap-on

 

[Landroval]

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: Landroval
I would never think to ask that but I did have some guy I did not know too well tell me he had a very small penis. I really was not sure what to say :Q

tell him to buy a strap-on

I think he wanted me to comfort him or maybe it ws a pity ploy so I would ask to see it and then kiss it to make it feel better. It was a very awkward moment... for both of us.

 

[EyeMWing]

shit, I'm not hung like an ape, but I'm not embarassed. It's an adaptation. Less distance for the sh!t to travel. Hasn't been a problem.

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
hm I have never been asked that question.

Yeah, no kidding.

Besides, how the hell WOULD you answer than?

I've:
A) Never been insecure enough to actually MEASURE it. (WhoTF *DOES* that?)

B) Never been in a cock fight with another guy to compare who was bigger.

Only answer I could possibly wield would be "I've never had any complaints", which sounds like a cop-out, but what could serve as a point of comparison?

 

[thomsbrain]

if her relationship with me is one where she has to ask and doesn't just find out, i'm not going to answer a question like that.

 

[aidanjm]

Under what circumstances would a girl ask that question, tho?

Maybe on an online chat service, perhaps. I can't really see it happening IRL.

 

[edro]

You don't need to lie when you are 9 inches...







...not that I am

 

[95SS]

Just say "I'm hung like a newborn baby"

 

[conjur]

Most people up here will never get that chance.

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: conjur
Most people up here will never get that chance.

:music: Sad but true.. :music:

 

[Landroval]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
shit, I'm not hung like an ape, but I'm not embarassed. It's an adaptation. Less distance for the sh!t to travel. Hasn't been a problem.

Gorillas have absolutely tiny penises

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Landroval

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
shit, I'm not hung like an ape, but I'm not embarassed. It's an adaptation. Less distance for the sh!t to travel. Hasn't been a problem.

Gorillas have absolutely tiny penises

Uhhhh....

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: dderidex
I've: Never been insecure enough to actually MEASURE it.

Shens!