When a chick asks you how "big" you are, do you tell her the truth?

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Landroval

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
shit, I'm not hung like an ape, but I'm not embarassed. It's an adaptation. Less distance for the sh!t to travel. Hasn't been a problem.

Gorillas have absolutely tiny penises

Uhhhh....

Penis size (from largest to smallest):
1. human: longest and thickest penis
2. chimpanzee: in between
3. gorilla and orangutan: smallest (about an inch and a half when erected!)

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
yup!


plus or minus 7" depending how cold it is.

ok....i don't know if you realized this, but plus or minus 7 means add or subtract 7 from the given value...implying that since there is no given value, you range between seven and negative seven inches in length. taking the normal direction of an erection to be the positive x axis, negative seven sounds very painful, and could be considered as you taking a literal interpretation of the fvck yourself.

 

[coolred]

Well heres the best answer, when a girl asks you how big you are, just tell her your hung like a newborn baby....














8 pounds 22 inches, LOL

 

[thirdlegstump]

"like yer backyard twig n berries"

 

[dquan97]

they dont ask...they can easily tell from the bulge

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

Engrish?

If that last sentence says what I think it does, you must be hung like Long Dong Silver.

PWN of the day.

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: radioouman
I'm 6'5" and I think they are curious about tall guys

I'm 6'4" and I have had girls previously assume that I'm large.

It's funny how assumptions work. In my case, however, its true.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: Yossarian
hm I have never been asked that question.

Yeah, no kidding.

Besides, how the hell WOULD you answer than?

I've:
A) Never been insecure enough to actually MEASURE it. (WhoTF *DOES* that?)

B) Never been in a cock fight with another guy to compare who was bigger.

Only answer I could possibly wield would be "I've never had any complaints", which sounds like a cop-out, but what could serve as a point of comparison?

My exGF did that. LOL.

Needless to say she was quite impressed.

If I am asked by a woman, I answer honestly. What happens next usually verifies it for her.

 

[RU482]

the correct answer is...come here and I'll show you

 

[91TTZ]

She's welcome to grab a yard stick and measure for herself.

 

[miniMUNCH]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

 

[Looney]

What kind of women are you dating that are asking you this?

 

[surreal1221]

I never answer that one, if she asks, she has to find out for her own and make her own decision.

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: Yossarian
hm I have never been asked that question.

Yeah, no kidding.

Besides, how the hell WOULD you answer than?

I've:
A) Never been insecure enough to actually MEASURE it. (WhoTF *DOES* that?)

B) Never been in a cock fight with another guy to compare who was bigger.

Only answer I could possibly wield would be "I've never had any complaints", which sounds like a cop-out, but what could serve as a point of comparison?

My exGF did that. LOL.

Needless to say she was quite impressed.

If I am asked by a woman, I answer honestly. What happens next usually verifies it for her.

That....that's actually kinda CREEPY.

Where you even awake at the time?

 

[myusername]

What's a chick?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: Yossarian
hm I have never been asked that question.

Yeah, no kidding.

Besides, how the hell WOULD you answer than?

I've:
A) Never been insecure enough to actually MEASURE it. (WhoTF *DOES* that?)

B) Never been in a cock fight with another guy to compare who was bigger.

Only answer I could possibly wield would be "I've never had any complaints", which sounds like a cop-out, but what could serve as a point of comparison?

My exGF did that. LOL.

Needless to say she was quite impressed.

If I am asked by a woman, I answer honestly. What happens next usually verifies it for her.

That....that's actually kinda CREEPY.

Where you even awake at the time?

What the hell is creepy about your girlfriend/wife/SO touching your cock?

- M4H

 

[oconnection]

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

According to "conclusive study" I should be dumber then nails. While I don't claim to be a genius I know I am above average in intelligence. What a BS study.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: 95SS
Just say "I'm hung like a newborn baby"

"Eight pounds, twelve inches."



- M4H

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: Yossarian
hm I have never been asked that question.

Yeah, no kidding.

Besides, how the hell WOULD you answer than?

I've:
A) Never been insecure enough to actually MEASURE it. (WhoTF *DOES* that?)

B) Never been in a cock fight with another guy to compare who was bigger.

Only answer I could possibly wield would be "I've never had any complaints", which sounds like a cop-out, but what could serve as a point of comparison?

My exGF did that. LOL.

Needless to say she was quite impressed.

If I am asked by a woman, I answer honestly. What happens next usually verifies it for her.

That....that's actually kinda CREEPY.

Where you even awake at the time?

What the hell is creepy about your girlfriend/wife/SO touching your cock?

- M4H

Nothing, of course.

Getting a tape measure out and MEASURING it, though...I mean...you gotta admit...that's a LITTLE weird.

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

 

[bleeb]

I immediately whip it out.

 

[cerebusPu]

best time to use this line!

when in doubt..whip it out!

 

[DAGTA]

"Millimeter peter"

Any woman that asks a question like that is not a woman I want to date. So, I would have fun with the answer. I've never been asked.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Landroval

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
shit, I'm not hung like an ape, but I'm not embarassed. It's an adaptation. Less distance for the sh!t to travel. Hasn't been a problem.

Gorillas have absolutely tiny penises

Okay, I'm STILL not hung like an ape.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: dderidex
Nothing, of course.

Getting a tape measure out and MEASURING it, though...I mean...you gotta admit...that's a LITTLE weird.

Maybe if you're hung like an abortion.

If she wants to measure my wang, all the merrier. If she wants to compare with her friends in the female equivalent of locker-room chat, good for her. I don't have a self-confidence issue, so I don't care.

- M4H