When a chick asks you how "big" you are, do you tell her the truth?

[cerebusPu]

this friend of mine told me what her chest size is, so in return i went and measured my wang with a cloth tape for her.

 

[Yossarian451]

Yeah women tend to think that taller guys are gonna be hung like horses and I have been told by a couple, "OHh I just figured you had a huge....", but my response is always either
"I may be average in school, but not in bed" or
"X.X inches"
and since they know what size condoms I stock they know I am not lying. But in truth it doesn't matter that much because the average depth of a vagina is only 6 inches so it isn't going to matter that much.

 

[cerebusPu]

Originally posted by: Yossarian451
Yeah women tend to think that taller guys are gonna be hung like horses and I have been told by a couple, "OHh I just figured you had a huge....", but my response is always either
"I may be average in school, but not in bed" or
"X.X inches"
and since they know what size condoms I stock they know I am not lying. But in truth it doesn't matter that much because the average depth of a vagina is only 6 inches so it isn't going to matter that much.

this is why those guys with huge (9+ inch) cocks actually cant get close to the girl. i know poeple have seen porn like that. Id rather not post a pic to prove my point.

 

[Tbirdkid]

Besides that it's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the magician.

If this is something you have been told... well, talk about padding an ego...

 

[Brutuskend]

I have never been asked.

What kind of women to you go out with? :Q

 

[Conky]

I tell them it's big enough and if it isn't then I'll make a fist. :laugh:

:beer:

 

[Deeko]

Are you serious? What girl actually asks that? I mean, I know alot of really slutty girls too, and I've never heard that.

Although there are two good answers I would probably use....the nicer being 'you dont ask that question you find out' the better being 'you know I never measured, lets find out, how deep is your mouth?'

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: angedinoir

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

QFT

Besides that it's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the magician.

QFTx2

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
hm I have never been asked that question.

yep. me neither

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: ruffilb
QFTx2

stupid noob.

 

[NakaNaka]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: ruffilb

Originally posted by: angedinoir

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

QFT

Besides that it's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the magician.

QFTx2

holy crap 2 month bump

 

"big enough to cause asphyxiation"

"not big enough to fill your floppy hole"

"about 3 inches.................above my knee"

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

 

[Aharami]

"from what i usually see from up here, it seems to be quite a mouthful"

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
sh|t, I'm not hung like an ape, but I'm not embarassed. It's an adaptation. Less distance for the sh!t to travel. Hasn't been a problem.

Interesting fact, humans actually have the largest wangs in proportion to their body size of all the primates. Its supposedly an adaptation for fvcking women face to face as oppossedly to from the back.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

Darn, that explains it...

 

[joinT]

Originally posted by: angedinoir
Besides that it's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in the magician.

hahaha.. that's a great line.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: funboy42


And besides it not about how big the boat is its the motion of the ocean that counts

that's true but would you want to row a rubber boat to England?

 

[Qwest]

Thank god for asian women and their small hands.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Never been asked. Only complimented after she's SEEN it.

Personally, I find it pretty shallow of a woman to ask such a question. I hope she asks more meaningful questions before getting to that one.

 

[AdamSnow]

I've never been asked that... but if I were - I would suggest she find out on her own...

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Yossarian451
the average depth of a vagina is only 6 inches

qft

 

[Quasmo]

When they ask I have to explain "my problem"

 

[Crucial]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: Yossarian
hm I have never been asked that question.

Yeah, no kidding.

Besides, how the hell WOULD you answer than?

I've:
A) Never been insecure enough to actually MEASURE it. (WhoTF *DOES* that?)

B) Never been in a cock fight with another guy to compare who was bigger.

Only answer I could possibly wield would be "I've never had any complaints", which sounds like a cop-out, but what could serve as a point of comparison?

My exGF did that. LOL.

Needless to say she was quite impressed.

If I am asked by a woman, I answer honestly. What happens next usually verifies it for her.

Source of your name i take it?