When a chick asks you how "big" you are, do you tell her the truth?

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
hm I have never been asked that question.

Exaclty. How often are you in a bar and a girl directly asks you how long your jimmy is?

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

Weird... I'm hung like peter north and rock chalk boards like einstein.

QFT! With the size 15 shoes to prove it.
Tas.

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

Engrish?

If that last sentence says what I think it does, you must be hung like Long Dong Silver.

PWN of the day.

Have to agree...I got quite a chuckle...

 

[gigapet]

i've been asked several times.

Younger girls usually whom I am not very close with that are drunk and horny.

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
When they ask I have to explain "my problem"

LOL...and I thought I was the only one...

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I don't know what kind of decent girl would ask that kind of question. If she asks, I'll tell her where she can find an 18" dild*.

QFT

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: her209
Or do you lie?

I prefer the Missouri approach

 

[dirtboy]

My gf answers for me.

 

[x04d DaY]

If you lie, that'd just result in dissapointment later. =/
Who the hell wants that?

 

[thirtythree]

I've never been asked.

 

[claydawg]

I tell her she know how to find out

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: keldysh
Conclusive study finish show penis LOA of male home sapien inversely proportionate to quotient of intellect!

In other word, the dumber boy is the bigger his master cylinder extend!

i wanna read that study

 

[pclstyle]

Never been with a girl that asked that question.

Seriously, who does that? It's just tasteless Even easy girls with no tact should know better, especially if they're going to find out in a few hours anyway. No class = no sex

 

[iamme]

i suppose it would be inappropriate to ask her how many fingers wide she is......damn double standards

 

[Leros]

You say " I dont know, never measured myself. Why dont you check it out"

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm big enough to not be embarrassed about it

qft.

 

[claydawg]

Originally posted by: iamme
i suppose it would be inappropriate to ask her how many fingers wide she is......damn double standards

Just don't asks how many fists she can take. Then, you would die.

 

[yhelothar]

I'm big enough that I enjoy boasting about it before they ask!!

 

wow
everyone on the internet has a large cock

what are the odds

 

[spaceman]

if they ask.i show.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Didn't you know, all the ATOT males are gorgeous hunks, we all have 10' long wangs and supermodel girlfriends...

 

[EyeMWing]

I tell her to find out.

 

[tfinch2]

When they ask, I just pull it out.

 

[claydawg]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Didn't you know, all the ATOT males are gorgeous hunks, we all have 10' long wangs and supermodel girlfriends...

Well, I'm actually 12'.
but you hit the bullseye with everything else.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I tell her to find out.

Yep, that's about it. If I'm feeling especially generous I'll inform her that I've never had any complaints.

But, no. I will not give a woman "measurements" of my member. If she wants to know, she can find out the fun way.