When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles

[Beev]

and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...

...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

Man I loved these books when I was a kid

 

[lxskllr]

Dr. Seuss is the shit. Very imaginative, and they're timeless classics.

 

[vshah]

the Butter Battle Book was my favorite

 

[fisheerman]

read it to my daughter last night. she laughed at me the whole time

 

[acheron]

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
Black fish, blue fish, old fish, new fish
This one has a little car
This one has a little star
Say! what a lot of fish there are!

From there to here, from here to there
Funny things are everywhere

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Dr. Seuss is how I learned to read.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Being named Sam, Green Eggs & Ham was the bane of my existence through the entirety of grade school and middle school. But yes, Dr. Seuss is the shit.

 

[geno]

I read Fox in Sox to my daughter all the time before bed. I remember being read the same damn book when I was only a couple years older than her...scary

 

[Beev]

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Nostalgia overload!

 

[Peelback79]

Minky Boodle!