When Stupid Criminals Attack: Fausto's 'Hood Edition!!

Fausto

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I live in what could be called a semi-transitional neighborhood that's safe and quiet for the most part, but does suffer from occasional minor crime sprees. Case in point: people in the area started having various items vanish from their yards recently. Lawn mowers, bikes, etc left outside or in open garages were walking away. Finally, one residents notices these two young-ish guys in a crappy blue van back into a driveway, load a mower into the van and take off. He sends out an email to the neighborhood mailing list warning everyone to be on the lookout for the van. A few people respond that they've seen the van as well.

The scam seems to be that these guys do yardwork for a few homes in the area as cover; while they're mowing lawns or whatever, they grab stuff from neighboring homes. Also, they were knocking on doors to "inquire about yardwork" which really meant "making sure no one was home before they grab something". If anyone asks what they're up to, the yardwork is their "cover" for knocking on doors and such. They were apparently confronted several times by people in the area who were suspicious but kept coming back anyway thinking their cover story was somehow foolproof.

Anywho, a few more emails go around and we decide to compile all the info on these jerkoffs and talk to the Dekalb County cops. We had all the emails, a description and tag for the van, a good description of both suspects, etc. My neighbor and I even caught them knocking on doors one day, sat in the truck until they noticed we were watching them, and then very conspicuously tailed them for about 10 miles out of the area to another house. We get email responses back from the cops, who then send a detective out to talk to a few of us. While he was in the area, the morons drove right by him. He calls uniformed cops, they show up and nail the bastards who are blithely doing their thing knocking on doors looking for stuff to steal. Further evidence of their huge stupidity is all the stolen crap they have in the back of the van when they finally are busted. A few of us go down to the slammer, pick them out of a lineup and they're more than likely going to be doing some time in the near future.

Cliff's Notes

* Some guys were stealing stuff in my 'hood while posing as yardwork handymen types

* People in the neighborhood noticed

* We let them know we knew what was up

* They kept coming back anyway

* We called the cops

* They're busted and are going to be Bubba's Boyfriends soon

 

Viper GTS

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Get someone to sit out with a shotgun & wait for them.

Hold them at gun point & call the cops.

Viper GTS
 

Zenmervolt

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Hahahahaha. Arrogance is generally the criminal's downfall. They think they've got you all fooled.

ZV
 
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Get some fancy wrapping paper and make a real nice gift basket for them.

Astroglide, rubbers, mouthwash, and butter. :evil:

- M4H
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Hahahahaha. Arrogance is generally the criminal's downfall. They think they've got you all fooled.

ZV
I think these guys were just really fscking stupid. If you're confronted several times and then two pissed-off looking guys in a bigass truck (my neighbor and I) tailgate you for 10 miles, they're probably on to your scam.

 

fs5

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* Some guys were stealing stuff in my 'hood while posing as yardwork handymen types

I thought they were stealing hood ornaments! I had to read the whole post.... bad cliffs! :beer:
 

dmcowen674

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
:gift: for you!

Great job Fausto. Wish there were good neighbors like you around when we lived down that way. When our house was robbed the neighbor next door saw a Jeep with a trailer full of our stuff at our house and he told the cops he thought we were moving. 12 noon during the middle of the week? What a moron.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: dmcowen674
Originally posted by: SagaLore
:gift: for you!

Great job Fausto. Wish there were good neighbors like you around when we lived down that way. When our house was robbed the neighbor next door saw a Jeep with a trailer full of our stuff at our house and he told the cops he thought we were moving. 12 noon during the middle of the week? What a moron.
These guys would have probably gotten away with it had they not kept coming back over and over even after we made it very obvious that we knew what was up. The crowing glory was to drive past the detective tho.....too funny.

 

So you got everyones email address from Neighborhood watch?
Thats killer, GFJ!!
 

Nitemare

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And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids...


Congratz on making your neighborhood safer. Did they grab anything of yours?
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids...


Congratz on making your neighborhood safer. Did they grab anything of yours?
Nope. I never leave stuff out or leave the shed unlocked anyway. I'm just not that trusting.

 

Megatomic

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Excellent work Fausto1, most excellent. :beer: I live in the same type of neighborhood and we have similar problems. Both of my boys' bikes have been stolen and someone even tried to steal my dog! He barked (of course) and the perp ran off. I wish my buddy had bit the crook.

We need to do the same thing here, too bad I despise some of my neighbors. I don't want to go talk to them to get their addies and #s.
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Nitemare
And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids...


Congratz on making your neighborhood safer. Did they grab anything of yours?
Nope. I never leave stuff out or leave the shed unlocked anyway. I'm just not that trusting.

Really kinda sad, though, that it's come to that. I don't leave anything out at our house, either. Just too hard to believe that nobody's going to start stealing things.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Megatomic
Excellent work Fausto1, most excellent. :beer: I live in the same type of neighborhood and we have similar problems. Both of my boys' bikes have been stolen and someone even tried to steal my dog! He barked (of course) and the perp ran off. I wish my buddy had bit the crook.
The neighbor I tailed the guys with has a 100-ish lb lab/pit mix. He surprised some guys poking around the side of his house a year or so ago and sicced the dog on them. One guy (a grown man) pissed his pants while the dog was chasing him. It was pretty damn funny to see him getting stuffed into the squad car with a nice big wet patch down the front of his trousers.

We need to do the same thing here, too bad I despise some of my neighbors. I don't want to go talk to them to get their addies and #s.
The people on our list are the ones we actually like and hang out with. We mostly use it for "Hey, we're griling food. Grab beer and come over." stuff, but it's handy for keeping tabs on criminal activity as well since the folks on the list are spread all over the area.

 
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