Curb kick, asap and change the locks.My wife's mother came up to the house drunk (she lives down the road. Literally) Over $4 our little girl had.
We've been teaching her about money and how it works, she's 7. She does chores, gets laid, spends or saves as she wishes even though we encourage saving. She did some chores for her grandmother and made $6 but she only had a $10. I told her we'd give her the change tomorrow, I almost never carry paper currency.
So she wanted something at a store and paid for it. I told her that we needed to give the $4 to her mawmaw so she handed me $4 and that was it. Well my wife sent her a text later that night at like 9:30pm asking if she had brown sugar so she could make a marinade. She said yes and to bring her money. Not a big deal but my wife took a bath right after texting her.
She thought that she wouldn't get her money I guess because about 5 mins after not hearing back from my wife she let herself in to the house causing the dogs to bark, while I was trying to get the kids to bed. All over $4
So I lost it. She knows not to come up unless she calls ahead. She was shown the door promptly.
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i didn't quote the relevant section, but you might want to double check your spelling (just saying)
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/autocorrectOMG... Autocorrect kills me. Fixed. Thank you.
I'm not one for drama, so I just let stuff like that slide now.
That has helped tremendously in my line of work (IT)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Today, with one of my moronic mates.He gave me a small black pebble to make a j with,and i burnt my fingers trying to crumble.fucker.Im already thinking of ways of getting him back.
Well, yeah. How dare he not GIVE you enough of HIS dope for you to get stoned properly?
Damn I missed it was it good?
My wife's mother came up to the house drunk (she lives down the road. Literally) Over $4 our little girl had.
We've been teaching her about money and how it works, she's 7. She does chores, gets laid, spends or saves as she wishes even though we encourage saving. She did some chores for her grandmother and made $6 but she only had a $10. I told her we'd give her the change tomorrow, I almost never carry paper currency.
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Yeah, been there. It's disconcerting, doesn't feel good.it's weird, though, behaving the way that other people want instead of the way you want to.
you find yourself becoming a completely different person depending on who you're with and what situation you're in.
and when you're by yourself, you don't really know how to act, or think, or feel.
We hired an HVAC guy to replace some rusted duct work and we came into the kitchen to find the guy boiling a big pot of potatoes on our stove. He was like, "it's my lunch, dudes."
i'm an hvac guy, that is fucking hilarious.
it finally happened last saturday, the night of the mayweather/connor fight. I'm getting my beer on waiting for the fight...neice wanted to buy a gram of weed off of me..normally i just give her it..but i'm broke. so i weigh out the weed on a scale ..give a nice 1.8 grams because i'm her uncle...30 minutes later after I come out of my room..she says its only .7 grams and won't give me the pack of smokes that she was gonna buy the weed with...I go grab a beer from the fridge and there is only 1 left, when i know for a fact there was 5 beers in there...my sister in the living room says "thats my beer" ...at this point i'm about to fucking lose it. her kids are all sitting at the table drinking my beers that i bought....so i throw the full can of beer at my sister and turn to walk back to my bedroom...next thing i know i'm tackled to the ground from behind by my sister and its now a full out fucking fight...her kids pile on top of me kicking and punching me.
I kinda missed the mayweather /connor fight but atleast there was a scrap...I kind of lost the fight though